dylan

I do not think therefore I do not am.

[dylan @dusty_dylan]

@seattletimes “There shouldn’t be any spread”.. my marina practically had more diesel in it than water this weekend. My waterline is coated in it, the ducks are coated in it, my clothes still smell like it. @EcologyWA nothing about this spill was contained.

[dylan @dusty_dylan]

@Chase Tick tock going on 10 hours now. Focus less on shareholder value and more on the bare minimum product you’re offering. For those in the same boat, Amex is offering 1% yield on checking accounts, that 100x more than chase. I’m jumping ship if this isn’t resolved in the morning.

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@Chase @jpmorgan overdrafting accounts with glitched #zelle payments. What’s my incentive to keep doing business with you? When I was a broke college kid you’d fee me for that. But an apology should suffice when it’s on you? Take my portfolio elsewhere??? #chase

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@justinmorano95 but manly whisky bacon man gay now

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@VailResorts @StevensPass buying “Ski With a Friend” tickets in advance saves $0.09??? What kind of scam are y’all running this year? What a “Pass Benefit” this is.

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@scubasteve223 @waEMD Says the guy retweeting Ben Shapiro

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Today a vet told me my dog’s two front teeth need to come out because of the hardened plaque on them. Got home and discovered it was fucking lettuce.

[dylan @dusty_dylan]

Guys only want one thing and it’s a dedicated bread making kitchen in addition to a normal kitchen.

[dylan @dusty_dylan]

@Delta Hi Sade. We’ve been stranded in Boston since Sunday. Repeatedly cancelled. Some passengers have supposedly gotten out. Is delta prioritizing rebooks by original departure date or is it just the Wild West? @AlaskaAir is getting planes to Seattle, can you buy us a flight with them?

[dylan @dusty_dylan]

spoiler alert, the @Delta secure messaging app doesn’t get you anywhere or even barely work. Stranded since Sunday. #DeltaAirlines

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Netflix’s ‘Explained’ in early 2019: if a more transmissible virus similar to SARS were to evolve it work wreak havoc on the world.

A more transmissible virus similar to SARS:

[dylan @dusty_dylan]

I go out of my way not to fly @AmericanAir but when I do they cancel my connecting flight and strand me in a random city with no flights out.

[dylan @dusty_dylan]

Diet AND money advice from the generation that’s been force fed milk their whole lives.

[TIME @TIME]

Millionaire to millennials: Stop buying avocado toast if you want to buy a home https://t.co/JVpbiLrvv5

[dylan @dusty_dylan]

I can’t believe I still have to say this but there are no tracking chips in the vaccine. They put those in the food.

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I’m not a lawyer but the basis of the #ChauvinTrial defense is that the same drugs that inhibited George Floyd’s ability to breath made him a lethal threat to officers? Or wait just in case that isn’t the case it’s a training problem. Yeah okay. #LockHimUp

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Active cases in the US literally start to decrease ON inauguration day. It’s almost as if there’s a correlation.

@JoeBiden keep it up big boy.

[dylan @dusty_dylan]

@better_me_app No

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Switched to $560/mo health ins plan for specialist visits. Local monopoly @YaleMedicine still bills me $280 because their specialists bill as “outpatient services” and not covered. Open enrollment closed. Stuck in plan. @ConnectiCare says they’re “sorry”. #MedicareForAll

[dylan @dusty_dylan]

@CSugarsweets paying for a $$$ plan this year to see some specialists. Went to an audiologist and @ConnectiCare won’t cover it because @YaleMedicine bills it as an “outpatient service” instead of a specialist. Open enrollment closed. Mandatory $550 premium + all care out of pocket #USA