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[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

“The fact that  Marjorie Taylor Greene is not frequently struck by lightning is proof that the Democrats do not control the weather.”
😎 — Robert E. McGraw

[Doofus @duuras]

the weight limit of my last nerve has been exceeded; we'll need to ask some of you to step off

[Doofus @duuras]

@danorlovsky7 @DudleyDoWriteAL And you just lost every Southern fan you have.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

For I was hungry, and you voted against the school lunch program that provided me my only meal of the day, I was thirsty and you voted against clean water legislation, a stranger and you voted to lock me in a cage at an I.C.E. concentration camp at the border.

[Doofus @duuras]

@PoliticsReid @chrislhayes Thats due to the rule against perpetuities, which is the bane of every 1L property class.

[Doofus @duuras]

@WFKARS @DrJenGunter "Courageous discourse" 😬

[Doofus @duuras]

@That1teddygirl Dad here. No f'ing way I'd let my kids do this at that age.

[Doofus @duuras]

@Brian_FJB @mattxiv The idea that shooting equates to masculinity is exactly what's wrong with you people.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Hey libs, I just turned on all of my gas stoves (5) and didn't even light them, hope you're not too triggered! Feeling really sleepy so might take a quick nap, but just so we're clear, you'll have to pry them from my cold

[Doofus @duuras]

@GoStripers @BlooperBraves is the only sponsor you should consider.

[Doofus @duuras]

Multiple texts a day may affect whether I vote, but not the way you're hoping @GeorgiaDemocrat

[Doofus @duuras]

current level of being back to myself: I just used "hella" in a professional email. I think our worries are over, folks :)

[Doofus @duuras]

It's the night before Christmas. I may be getting coal, but I'm excited to find out!

[Doofus @duuras]

You know what they say about good deeds? They're right.

[Doofus @duuras]

New favorite tweet of all time: one that made me smile on day like today.

[South Centraleño @IkeMoses]

A nigga I blocked just bought Twitter. Now I know how Bodie felt when he had to start selling Marlo’s product.

[Harry Dunn @libradunn]

You matter, you are enough. If those around you don't accept that, change the people around you. While we should all continually strive to become the best versions of ourselves, we should be surrounded by people who champion our growth... not those who criticize our shortcomings

[Doofus @duuras]

Is this the void into which I can scream?

[Doofus @duuras]

@KevinLevin That tower has reeked of urine for decades. It is probably worse now.

[Doofus @duuras]

Made an offer that expires today. Fingers crossed!

[Doofus @duuras]

Hoping that today is as big of a day as it seems it could be - its nice to hope for something different for a change!