Dear Verizon,
I wrote you but still ain’t got no service,
I thought we were cool, but why do I deserve this missed service.
I sent two texts back in autumn, you must not’ve got ’em,
There probably was a problem with the towers or the modem.
Sometimes the bars just don’t connect when I jot ’em.
But anyway, what’s been up? When’s the signal coming back?
My whole house on SOS mode, yeah we living off the scraps.
I’m your biggest fan, I got the unlimited plan,
But right now my phone look like it’s stuck in 2001, man.
Write me back, just a ping, just a bar, just a sign
Sincerely yours,
Your customer… Stan-ish 😤📱
Trevor Lawrence has 18 touchdowns and 1 turnover in 5.5 games since Thanksgiving.
The Jags have won 8 in a row, are about to be 13-4 and have beaten the Texans, Niners, Chargers & Broncos & only losses since Week 2 are to LAR, SEA & HOU.
This team & QB are 10000% legit.
Liam Coen is acting just like you'd expect a rabid, long-suffering Jaguars fan would act after decades of being bullied. I expect Jaguars fans can't get enough of it.