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My wife is not happy with some of the comments in the anonymous suggestion box I attached our bed. http://t.co/YPsgtmTtrk

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http://t.co/LKto0kKzbj I never drop names but I frequently drop babies.

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/ocimwZQSLV

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http://t.co/BLWC61ENfi Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

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http://t.co/xmS8RWxW When covering gay marriage debates avoid asking "which of you is the woman?" It's the shorter guy.

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http://t.co/ZpmhtPkE I'm so lazy, if autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I put my phone down.

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is on the run.

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didn’t make it out of the psychopath’s shrine.

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is trapped in a psychopath’s shrine.

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is the madman’s next victim.

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just woke up in a room with a madman.

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is being dragged down a hallway.

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is a goner.

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is trying not to wake a baby of darkness.

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just went splat.

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was just thrown down a stairwell.

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is toast.

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is shooting a possessed maid.

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is no more.

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is running down a hallway.