Ashita no Joe Biden 🇵🇸

#1 qarmatian scholar in victoria

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

90s American media about the Internet: No silly, you don’t need a surfboard to surf the web.

90s Japanese media about the Internet: there’s a ghost inside your computer that looks like you and talks like you and you have to kill it

[Dr. Herb Risotto PhD 🇵🇸 @MildCuthbert]

Another RecipeTinEats banger.

[Ashita no Joe Biden 🇵🇸 @dvariak]

@InfraHaz Islam is Heideggerian actually

[vivi @radiantsoulls]

he's right in my hands

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

“One does not wish, in short, to be told by an American Jew that his suffering is as great as the American Negro's suffering. It isn't, and one knows that it isn't from the very tone in which he assures you that it is.”
-James Baldwin

[kingnothing 🩹💢 @kingnothingFGC]

Playing fighting games in person: Wow, that was a really nice play!

Playing fighting games online: This guy isn't allowed within 200 feet of a school zone and it shows through his gameplay.

[august @regularaugust]

There should be an international “day of mourning” for all your internet friends that just up and left and you never heard from again. You should get the day off work for it too.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Ashura is a time of remembrance, sacrifice and reflection. 

Today, on the 10th day of Muharram, we are reminded of Imam Hussain's unwavering commitment to truth and dignity. His timeless legacy reminds us of the enduring values of faith, service to one another, and the belief that justice is always worth fighting for.

Our City’s strength comes from the many faith traditions that shape it — and our shared struggle against injustice and oppression.

May we carry these values forward as we continue building a more just City for every New Yorker.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

it also communicates that I am holding back on my joystick and, if I’m playing a charge character, that I may be about to release a devastating special move

[blues @blues]

charlie kirk bit my finger

[reezy @stillreezy]

feel like we moved on from premier allen’s insane speech last week a little too quickly

[Ashita no Joe Biden 🇵🇸 @dvariak]

@joelsalmon01 @toiletpaperaus1 >outsourcing your witty writing to a computer
FAILED YEAR 9 ENGLISH AWARD

[you aint got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

Why the fuck I gotta pay for some shit I’m not using??

[Buster Cretin @turbopisser]

‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons has reportedly perceived the Tower of Aurbis but failed to achieve CHIM, terminating his own existence.

"Wait, I'm just a fleeting dream of the Godhead? I don't actually exi-"

He was only 20 years old.

Source: The Cult of the Ancestor Moth

[Alireza Talakoubnejad @websterkaroon]

Contrary to Hanegbi's claims, Iran's behavior has nothing to do with ancient convictions (Shi'ism emphasizes extreme caution and care in outright conflict when you don't have an upper hand).

Rather it is a quite natural response be Israel's behavior.

Everything post October 7th has taught Iranian leadership that caution in the response to Israeli advances will just embolden them to go even further. And that pragmatist, limited reactions lead to the enemy smelling weakness.

Caution in the face of Israel's attack on Hezbollah in the Fall of 2024 emboldened them to directly attack Iran the next summer.

Limiting the response to Israel and accepting a ceasefire at the first opportunity led Israel and Trump to be even more emboldened for a more extreme assault 9 months later.

Israel has taught the IRGC & Iranian leadership in no uncertain terms that holding back will mean annihilation.

In contrast to this, the response post the start of the current war of aggression against Iran - a madman strategy of setting the entire region on fire and closing the Strait of Hormoz - has yielded significant payoffs.

Being as difficult as possible to deal with and making things tough for Trump are very very intentional. Had they done this last summer then there would not have been a new war now.

And so now, contrary to previous rounds, there aren't multiple weeks of hesitation after something happens. After the first incident, if the US hits Bandar Abbas, they shoot at Kuwait. If Israel crosses the Lebanon red line then they will hit back hours later.

Failing to do so will, in their eyes, only mean the enemy will be able to prepare for the next strike and hit on their own terms more powerfully. If this leads to war (which they do not think it will) then so be it because war would come regardless.

[⚢ Levya Eternal | Vĩnh Hằng | 光雨 ⚢ (Vgen open) @proledevil]

Trying out some new style

[B \🌍\ Archive @banished_bani]

@TRAIN_DERAILER Society is becoming more Japanese

[Solo Monk @JJKALE2]

Jillian Segal:

"I've totally distanced myself from the Executive Council of Australian Jewry."

Shoebridge:

"Who are those guys sitting at desk on either side of you?"

Segal:

"Education experts from the ECAJ here to help transform Australian school kids"

That's what she said

[Myk is Walking Backwards @mykola]

But obviously and of course the outrage this post is generating isn’t about the harm caused to autistic kids.

It’s about the “fraud” because “too many people are claiming to be autistic”.

God fuck these people, honestly.