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“creating a non-literal, hyper Americana”

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@mirann_darrow understand why my ancestors took so many risk to be here, the old world was just a bunch of dicks

[and I never slice. @bushwood_c]

Everything about this clip is so boss!! But that slide is just too smooth.

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@LanceMcAlister @700wlw Marty was always at his broadcasting best shitting all over the Reds

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@MorningBrew

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@3YearLetterman it's nice to have so many soccer Tocqueville wandering our country

[FlyOptimum @FlyOptimum]

Listen, as a frequent combatant in the American vs European online mudflinging, your gracious positivity as you visit our country is inappropriate for the internet and is honestly killing the mood.

It’s difficult to get excited about dunking on you guys over clothes dryers and AC when you’re being really nice, so if you could just stop it that would be great.

If you need some suggestions you can complain about:

Our apparently inferior bread, because bread is special.

Lack of high speed rail to a town in west Texas with a population of 500 people.

Our affordable, spacious housing with standard modern amenities in safe clean suburbs because the “lack character, are made of sticks, are bad for the environment,” or something like that.

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

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@nut_history it was amazing how exceptionally average watching there was

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this right here is all my X feed is. Nothing like Europe bringing the US together to celebrate 250 years of America

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

UK soccer people on Twitter like "Americans just don't get it, oi? All their soulless corporate stadiums with indoor plumbing will never have the aura of 8,000 packing the terraces of Old Shittingdon for a nil-nil match, slipping on each other's vomit and singing Georgie Girl"

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@GregEno Missed the bleacher experience

[The Squatch @thesquatchm249]

@imzftbi Sorry its not a medieval pig farm with faulty plumbing and electricity, black mold, and no AC. You all are such insufferable divas. Leave that "2nd most miserable country on the planet" shit on your island of misfit toys.

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

PA Announcer: there’s a sailboat in the parking lot with its lights still on

PK Subban: oh fuck

[Tony Paul | Detroit News @TonyPaul1984]

Why is today’s West Michigan Whitecaps game sold out?

Tarik Skubal’s start ? Nope.

It already was a sellout.

Cuz it’s 6/7 Day. For real.

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I think they’re playing the whole Wall Album. Regional airports don’t care.

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“You’re my blue skies… you’re my sunny day”

[OddStats @OddStats]

@WalterDeemer I know, and here I was going to sit outside and enjoy the 72 degrees with my wife like a sucker.

"I just wish I had a few more hours to watch SpaceX crash" - me, on my deathbed

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@RedWavePress Rust belt boomers delay with 16% unemployment as manufacturing was decimated in the 80’s. He didn’t live through this, he didn’t see it. This class warfare is so boring.

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Found a vending machine, .30 less for a coke. Arbitrage bitches. #flying

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had my first Shakey's in Palm Springs, it was the dive bar of pizza. Amazing.

[L.A. in a Minute @LaInaMinute]

If you grew up in L.A., there's a good chance that after a Little League game, soccer match, birthday party, or graduation - you ended up at Shakey’s.

The fact is that in Los Angeles, Shakey’s is a pizza parlor, and a true community gathering place.

Let's get into it!
@ShakeysUSA

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incorrect: 1935, 1945, 1968, 1984 are the greatest WS of all time. The rest are inconvenient ass.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Top 10 World Series of all time.

(Graphic: GreatestHighlights)