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dad jokes

[van hod @dvh03]

@Imman_Adan why would Dame want to go to the Raptors? Why would Toronto trade Scottie for a player who didn't want to be there?

[Nekias (Nuh-KAI-us) Duncan @NekiasNBA]

if your national outlet needs a Heat voice,

[van hod @dvh03]

@tennishutch @AaronJFentress Yes, but IF Dame is consistent about only wanting Miami, that will dampen what other teams are willing to offer to get someone who may not want to be there. That obv changes if Dame signals willingness to go to other teams

[van hod @dvh03]

@DoorDash_Help hey is there a way to cancel our order? It's taking two hours (30 to 40 minutes left) and the food will be cold and potentially not safe

[van hod @dvh03]

@DoorDash Working now! 😀

[van hod @dvh03]

@DoorDash 😔

[van hod @dvh03]

Worked now! Thanks!

[van hod @dvh03]

@DoorDash_Help @Wendys BIGGIE code not working on the west coast?

[van hod @dvh03]

@Wendys WHOOPS

[van hod @dvh03]

@Wendys Not working for me on the west coast??

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

But it’s something I’ve said for decades now: Without Black Christian voters the Democratic Party would cease to be a major political force in America and yet that aspect is drowned out by coverage of conservative Christianity by 100 million to one.

[Hannah Dreier @hannahdreier]

I spent last month in a closing FEMA trailer park in California, trying to understand why so many families become permanently homeless after natural disasters. https://t.co/cPdO9psB02

[van hod @dvh03]

@kept_simple Guilty as charged

[van hod @dvh03]

@MLBONFOX @AndrewLynch @FabianArdaya Yo Max even JR waited until the championship bro.

[van hod @dvh03]

@DanBesbris That’s the most probable outcome, but not certain. A single AB allows for all kinds of randomness.

[van hod @dvh03]

@ThatPersianGuy Not to mention payroll disparities

[van hod @dvh03]

@jazayerli Dude was so eager to go. Started walking off while making the call

[van hod @dvh03]

@Alex_NBArutha Super helpful model then

[van hod @dvh03]

@molly_knight How is this not a 7 game series?!