Da Vros Hoops

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@MikMcDaniel let’s get clampy tonight fins up🐬

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ESPN issuing a stat correction for Rachaad White, as his reception on the Buc’s final drive was deemed by the league office to be a backwards pass. Be on the lookout for a 1 point reduction in PPR leagues for Rachaad’s score from Sunday’s fantasy matchups.

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🚨BREAKING🚨
Cam to forfeit his 4th and 8th round picks in fantasy next season due to tampering involved in a trade with the Cleveland Steamers. League commish Bob found evidence of clear bribery in the acceptance of Addison and Kittle for Sam Howell. Bob still an L commish tho.

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🚨BREAKING🚨
John Geesen just had possibly the greatest game of bank of all time. The seasoned veteran missed two shots in a game of nine people, and finished with a clean sheet. Witnesses claim that Geesen didn’t speak a word the entire game and ended on a streak of over fifteen

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Da Vros lose 52-53
Miller: 22/6/6
Flack: 10/5/0
Declan: 8/9/3
Klausner: 5/4/0
Lopez: 4/3/2
Campbell: 3/3/3
John: 2/7/1
Bob: 0/3/4

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Starting Lineup for Game 5
PG: Cameron Theus
SG: Justin Klausner
SF: Max Lopez
PF: John Geesen
C: Declan Henderson
Bench:
Casey “Flame Throwing” Campbell
Ethan “Bobby Stockton” Pavone
Coaching:
Cole Chase

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🚨BREAKING🚨
Due to tonight’s unforeseen circumstances regarding Oppenheimer, John (#15) will be retiring from making plans. His early retirement will lead to questions about his place in the HOF

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🚨BREAKING🚨
After one good game, Casey Campbell is rumored to be holding out until a contract extension is reached with DV Hoops. Campbell is reportedly seeking a supermax extension. Coach Bigtime not folding tho #nevanevaneva

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@cameron_theus MVP this man👀

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Da Vros win 57-51(3-1)
Theus: 32/6/3
Campbell: 8/4/3.5
Geesen: 5/10/2
Henderson: 4/9/1
Flack: 3/5/2
Klausner: 3/2/0
Bob: 3/5/4(took a charge on a lineman)
Lopez: 2/7/1

Story of the game was Cam Theus and his flame throwing triples
Casey Campbell with a league high 8 points

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🚨RUMOR🚨
A Draymond/Jordan Poole situation may be brewing in the locker room. Declan did not take kindly to John’s extracirricular activity at the end of Sunday’s game. Sources claim Coach Bigtime called Declan “soft as Charmin”, hinting that a trade may be likely. More to come

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Da Vros lose 41-52(2-1)
Flack: 18/6/2
Henderson: 6/8/2
Lopez: 5/4/3
Geesen: 5/10/3
Campbell: 3/3/2
Klausner: 2/4/2
Bob: 2/4/5
Brubach: entered game and did not get his shot up

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UPDATE: David Brubach has been activated from the IL. He looks to make his debut today with limited minutes off the bench as he hopes to work his way back to 100% as the season progresses. Cole Chase has also been listed as questionable and will be a game time decision to play.

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🚨BREAKING🚨
Newly acquired point god “Big E” Klausner will miss the rest of the season with turf toe. Sources claim Klausner was in the lab at LA fitness and was flagrantly fouled by his brother Justin while attempting a poster dunk. Justin claimed “all-ball”.

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🚨BREAKING🚨
In preparation for his projected increase in usage in game 3, #15 Jpat is load managing tonight, and will not be in attendance at Bennet park for runs. Geesen also hopes this decision will give more practice shots to those who need them, namely Justin and Bob

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UPDATE: After successful treatment and testing, Lopez has been discharged from the facility “fully healthy”, and will be 100% available for Game 3. With the loss of #3 Cam Theus, he will likely look to contribute more on the offensive end this game.

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#13 Max Lopez has been downgraded to questionable for Game 3, per sources. We are told he has tested positive for ice in his veins and is undergoing further treatment with hopes he will recover fully for game day.

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🚨UPDATE🚨
After a thorough review of the altercation involving Cole Chase, he is receiving the Ja treatment. Bro is suspended for the first quarter of game 3. He will appeal #freebigtime #kidfromakron

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🚨BREAKING🚨
With Cam doubtful for game 3, we are planning on signing “Big E” Klausner to fill his role. Klausner is a three level scorer with 97th percentile athleticism. Klausner looks to slide into the starting lineup at the 1 for Sunday’s contest. #nextmanup

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#13 Max Lopez has been downgraded to questionable for Game 3, per sources. We are told he has tested positive for ice in his veins and is undergoing further treatment with hopes he will recover fully for game day.

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Cameron doubtful for next game, John planning on absorbing 60% of his 3PA