devin

[Laser Kiwi Cossack 🐺🇺🇦🇳🇿 @laser_kiwi_ua]

Despite Ukraine being cut off from U.S funding for 18 months now, Stepan the Lynx from Kyiv Zoo STILL has not lost weight.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[✰ @breathinjennies]

this tweet being the moment we were freed

[Silly Lil' Kreechure @Krenbot_]

Giovanni sitting around the team rocket base with that fuckass persian

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[Aunt Leonie @leonielaugh]

woke 1.0 lives forever in those who chose to stay 🩷

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[elated moron 🏀 @punished_moron]

what are we doing

[josh @y0cuando]

Being 24

[hasaan ⚝ @monasriel]

tjis tweet

[Grace @gracecamille_]

reminds me of my all-time favorite tweet

[rob @subwaybae]

Planet fitness at 5pm be like

[Electra @Electrarythm]

Jean Paul Sartre

[τοῦτο βλέπω @toutovlepo]

FINALLY museums giving the people what they want: reproductions of the artifacts