Dave Strider

90s movies lied to me about the future now i am stuck with my fancy ass microwave (rp/parody/w/e)

[Dave Strider @dvstrider]

at the movies tonight

karkat hates crowds (hes in the bathroom) so i bought all the tickets for the whole room

[Dave Strider @dvstrider]

not gonna spend any more time in this place than i need to even if its purely out of nostalgia
i keep getting shilled dollar tree tony starks weird chatbot service and if i know anything about the last time the tech industry did that is that my money sees better value on kitkats

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yo
meant to post earlier because of the cartoon thing but i was busy living my life so youre getting me acknowledging that like
months late
i dont know time zones are weird
thats about it from me

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"your account seems suspicious" yes dipshit its called having more than one computer
jesus what happened to the ux in this site

[Dave Strider @dvstrider]

happy birthday john

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happy habboween

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also worth sharing this i guess

kind of meta considering i draw way better than this at this point in time
but i also dont feel like sharing that shit on twitter so have my metaphorical writers amateurishness instead

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yeah i could just get a bag of fuckin doritos with the same flavor but its just not the same
these *actually* tasted like you would expect out of "pizza but chip"
those taste like someone slammed the whole bag of nachos into a vat of tomato sauce and said yeah thisll sell

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i got a bag of these pizza flavored potatoes last week and they were sick as hell
been trying to find them again but no luck like what the fuck
how does a whole brand just pop into existence and back out like that why would you do this to me

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slayers x is a cool game and not just in a haha funny kinda way

its neat

[Dave Strider @dvstrider]

summertime

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the twitter overlords dictated that i have to say something more often than once every month so heres my alloted tweet for may i guess

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actually are the protomen still doing shit
that was a pretty cool band last time i listened to them

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then again i guess its still dave enough of me to like a game that basically loosely predicted a bunch of internet shit years later so
whatever i like it you get me
also protoman is cool hey

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yo heres my singled allotted vaguely in character game shilling tweet

play mega man battle network (two or three. not one it kinda sucks in comparison)

thanks for listening

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happy birthday john

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come ON

[Dave Strider @dvstrider]

Hello.

[Dave Strider @dvstrider]

oh shit i forget i have speech to text on sometimes

[Dave Strider @dvstrider]

space runaway ideon
i de o uuun

[Dave Strider @dvstrider]

@breathwaker sounds like you just didnt spend enough time in the good ol deviantart
me neither i was more a newgrounds kinda kid
anyway i think?? far as google can tell me theres a lot of colors and bleeding

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whats a sparklecare
jade mentioned it and it sounds kinda oughtsy