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send me pictures of your basset hound(s)

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right im fed up now, pls put the album 'till the morning comes by we have the moon back on spotify this instant please

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not to be dramatic but 26 degrees at nearly midnight is making me want to nuke the sun

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someone shouted "poof" at me from their car whilst i was walking and i don't know if it was some twat with rly outdated views and slurs or a wizard trying to make me disappear

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me: oooookey *checks email*

email: click this button to go to the prime website

me: riiiiight

prime website: yea u need hbo max bro

i hate everything

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me: hey i wanna watch smiling friends, where can i watch it?

google: either prime or hbo max

me: ite cheers *goes to prime*

prime: click this button to find out how to watch it

me: okay cool *clicks*

prime: we sent u an email telling u how to watch it

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finally watching lord of the rings, very very good set of movies but im very excited to never hear "you've neVER WATChed loRD OF THE RINGS???!!!?!!!" again in my life

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@Caddicarus saw the black and white pic on Instagram and damn near shat myself. what a fighter 🫡

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manifesting now that we get some sort of bosozoku style dlc in horizon 6

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@LiquidWIFI the nfsu runs were very good! would love it if you did some more if u want to!!!

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to whoever is baking the cookies at the co-op down the road from me, they are damn near perfect. crispy on the outside and firm but chewy in the middle. i hope all of your dreams come true

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they are talking about actual human beings.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

UK-based bank to replace 'lower-value human capital' with AI

https://t.co/7XhrYwPaOG

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the "do you feel old yet" final boss is this very post

[BFI @BFI]

Badger, badger, badger... MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM 🍄

Jonti Picking's flash animation - and earworm - set the world alight in 2003, becoming one of the internet's most iconic memes. Now preserved in the BFI National Archive.

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the new models for some of the cars on forza horizon 6 are stunning looking, the only problem is the lack of mods for them

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this is just fucked on so many different levels.

[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

Today we announce a new policy:

In order to deport all illegal migrants in Britain, Reform will need to detain tens of thousands at a time.

Migrants will not be able to leave these detention centres, and each will be held there a couple of weeks before being deported.

So here’s our promise:

A Reform government will not put any migrant detention facilities in any constituency with a Reform MP.

Nor will we put them where Reform controls the council.

And of the remaining areas, we will prioritise Green controlled parliamentary constituencies and Green controlled councils to locate the detention centres.

Put simply, if you vote in a Reform council or Reform MP, we guarantee you won’t have a detention centre near you.

If you vote Green, there’s a good chance you will.

This is an important exercise in democratic consent, not just for our mass deportation policy, but for where the detention centres are placed.

Given Zack Polanski openly advocates for open borders, we look forward to their warm embrace of this policy.

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from the depths of my metalcore ridden heart, good luck babe by chappell roan is song of the decade fr

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@catness0 the highlight for me was the fram museum, you can get a discount if u buy for the maritime and tiki boat museums nearby as well, but if boats aren't ur thing the paradox museum and the munch museum are super cool!! depends how long ur here for tho

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woke up with the pepto bismol song stuck in my head, might actually end it today

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luv me electronicore i do

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it has been 3 months since reading festival and i still occasionally find myself singing "recycle your electricals." to the person that created that, congratulations it worked. also get fucked.