due to ESPN and ANGC’s complete mishandling of the par 3 contest, I will no longer be tuning into any Masters coverage until thursday. the broadcast was overwhelmed by forced celebrity appearances. they turned a cherished family tradition into yet another loud, crossover spectacle. we are losing what makes the Masters special.
i will not be taking questions at this time. thank you.
So every Sunday you wake up, go to the couch and watch NFL redzone for 7 straight hours?”
“Yes Dave.”
“You don’t do anything but scroll X, stare at the TV screen & check your fantasy matchups?”
“That’s right.”
“Do you win your leagues?”
“No Dave.”