The Dwarven Pinball Nerd

A melange of pinball, heavy metal, hockey, indoor lacrosse, auto racing, and useless facts. Cheesesteak connoisseur.

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@unclejut @BirdsDBRoom You shut your ho mouth and leave the Flyers out of this. We're shitting on the Sixers 😜

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@BirdsDBRoom I would throw the Sixers into a cave of perpetual despair WITH GLEE AND INHERENT JOY if it meant we get another Lombardi.
Don't ask what I'd do to get a Cup down Broad Street, cause I probably can't say that on here 😉😎

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@LangmanVince

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@bhags38 The Michkov erasure in this garbage post is staggering. Michkov has better stats than Celebrini, and that's after Torts unnecessarily benched him for no reason anyone can justifiably explain.

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@PhilaBCoulter I was about to say - is this Angelo's with no onions? This looks divine.

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@sonohoor But spent that entire weekend while you were at the event treating all communication like it was normal so the leaving was the most blindsiding betrayal...

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@sonohoor Imagine being with someone for 10 years. Giving them your entire heart, and planning a future, to one day coming home from your best tournament you've ever played and she's leaving you and she moved all her shit out while you were conveniently out of town...

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@BarkleysBurner_ Audio other than Jordan is 🐶💩

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@realDonaldTrump Fuck you, you arrogant cuck piece of trash

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@FriedgeHNIC Looks like teams are gonna have to get their elbows out to see who can get him

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@spittinchiclets I still love Radko, and I'll always cheer anyone knocking the absolute shit out of a Ranger

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@cbsauerbaum @charlieo_conn Kudos to you. Legit laughter as I was sitting here.

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@revoltinghippie These stupid schmucks shouldn't be allowed out in public if their goal is to destroy property that isn't theirs. Let them rot in prison, because they earned their stay.

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

#OPLive Anyone else out there get severely disappointed when the doggo doesn't get to bite? #gooddoggo

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

This feels like the first time we've seen Chief Taylor and the crew in Hazen AR without them being on the highway... #OPLive @OfficialOPLive

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@tbone068 @RoobNBCS From how it seems to me, they still have the 8 home games, 8 road games, and then this neutral site game...unless I'm interpreting it wrong...

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@charlieo_conn The why isn't so much important as the fact that this kid doesn't have the stones or the integrity to actually own up to his decision to ghost members of the Flyers franchise. Without getting into "bad" names, the #quittergauthier hashtag seems the most appropriate here... #LGF

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@RVP1030 @howardeskin @RobMaaddi All Dom did was de-escalate a situation. You know, his JOB as chief of security. The fact that the league office still has its panties in a twist over this, is absolutely asinine...

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

#OPLive I guess you could say this is a TENS situation in Daytona Beach...

[The Dwarven Pinball Nerd @dwarvenpanzer9]

@OfficialOPLive #QuestionBooth Seeing as you're in Daytona, what's the fastest you've had to go to catch a fleeing car?