Damian

[Damian @dwath82]

@nfluk_tickets Single game tickets are now at the price of what season tickets were. With that and pony lineups it was inevitable this was gonna happen. There’s gonna be a load of “influencers” getting freebies this year.

[Damian @dwath82]

@amyspal @EvanStrothers @TeamStubHub @FIFAcom You think FIFA care? They’re the biggest crooks of them all!

[Damian @dwath82]

@CiaranS21 @nfluk_tickets Heart was in my mouth when I saw this. Got everything booked for the 15th! It’s not an international series without a shambles or 2!

[Damian @dwath82]

Awesome night seeing @realclintonb tonight in Edinburgh. Now for the drive back to Aberdeen!

[Damian @dwath82]

@TheBarmyArmy For the Indian team it’d be win without cheating!

[Damian @dwath82]

@IfindWankers @planetjedward Need to ask @realclintonb where he was 9 months before they were born!

[Damian @dwath82]

@TheBarmyArmy

[Damian @dwath82]

That guy is gonna upset the flag shaggers! #BGT

[Damian @dwath82]

@NFLUKIRE You fucked over your fan base last year by ditching season tickets and making the fixtures absolutely mediocre. Better start scraping the barrel for influencers!

[Damian @dwath82]

@NFLUKIRE @Channel5Sport Would rather shit in my hands and clap than put up with that tripe!

[Damian @dwath82]

Live from #RoyalRumble

[Damian @dwath82]

@NFLUKIRE @LevisStadium @NFL Patriots vs Packers.

For the bantz Steelers vs Packers

[Damian @dwath82]

@IsraeliPM Fuck off ya cunt!

[Damian @dwath82]

@IDF

[Damian @dwath82]

It’s like a who’s who of bellends created by a bellend!

[Dan Wootton @danwootton]

Outspoken viewers have voted in their tens of thousands every day this year for the best patriot.
HERE ARE THE GREATEST BRITONS OF 2025...
1 @TRobinsonNewEra
2 @RobertJenrick
3 @RupertLowe10
4 @KTHopkins
5 @Glinner
6 @ThePosieParker
7 @jk_rowling
8 @AllisonPearson
9 @LadyColinCampb
10 @LucyTCWife
11 @THEJamesWhale RIP
12 @prwhittle RIP
13 @KatieAmess
14 @MahyarTousi
15 @sharrond62
16 @KensingtonRoyal
17 @Iromg
18 @officialsammyuk
19 @advancesarah
20 @antmiddleton

[Damian @dwath82]

@SkyNewsBreak Car accident?

[Travon Free @Travon]

Someone animate this so little MAGA hats fly out of him like Sonic rings

[Damian @dwath82]

@NUFC Match winner!

[Damian @dwath82]

@I_amMukhtar Gonads the size of Jupiter!

[Damian @dwath82]

@englandcricket Just declare! I’ll not bother setting an alarm in the morning.