dwayne.

libra. FAMU alumnus. systems engineer.

[Tito’s n Soda. 🇻🇮 @ViSneakerBoy]

Why don’t yall put yall backpacks under the seat instead of the overhead bin like the flight attendants tell yall?

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

cia planted rhinestones in the hood

[Mr Brute @BuddyNoLove]

Someone said they should just use Dasani water to cool data centers instead of using fresh water, and I think that was a damn good point 😂

[jaidagirl @jaaayduuuh]

Nobody:
Black people when a waitress doing they job right: oh she want a tip 😂😂😂😂

[5 @txrxvc]

a mocktail is literally juice, why are they being priced at $15????

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

You gotta dry fitted sheets by themselves. They will put the rest of your clothes in a headlock and bully them into staying wet.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I really feel like workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

‘Static Shock’ will officially stream on Tubi starting May 1st.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

I can't wait for Gen Z’s to completely take over professional spaces and redefine competency separately from appearances and identity norms.

Like yes my doctor has her nose pierced and she's great at her job.

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Once a streaming company starts charging for plans that include commercials, it’s time to disengage. That defeats the whole purpose of on demand streaming. We were paying you not to show us ads. Y’all have lost it

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

Friday in Spanish is hilarious

[Ball @BallTalkO]

they added a extra door just so he could launch bro through it 😭😭😭

[A @GIRLFKYOU]

imagine calling a child’s grandma up to the school and you find out granny was born in 1992

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Latto pregnant.
Chuck Norris passed.
Marlo dating Tyler Perry.
Usher vs Justin Bieber
TSA lines look like lunch time on Skid Row.
ABC paused The Bachelorette.
Bravo paused RHOM.
The gumbo. The Julez. The dress code.
Sterling K Brown told JHud he be [gooning].

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Chinese guy in the supermarket didn't know how to say “chicken” so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked “where mother?”

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

"How do you know about that?"

You told me.

[Zion @zionszzn]

"with all due respect" = incoming disrespect 😭

[Kayla @1kaylajanae]

Idc if we friends do not share my business to your other friends. Them is not my friends!

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

I don’t care how in love I am we not getting Joint Bank Accounts

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

I genuinely don’t understand the appeal of cruises. Being on a massive boat with tiny rooms for a week, with a bunch of strangers, all out in the middle of nowhere with nothing but water around you the whole time. That sounds awful to me.