@dmcgurn11 Oh Cavan do you know what that’s worth,
Darragh McGurn is the best on earth,
The silky Lecker is just what we need,
He got the Ernemen, out of division three.
BREAKING NEWS‼️‼️ identity of Derrick the Fermanagh Loner’s main captor revealed as none other than Prince Tigere Umbubwe, the ‘anonymous’ provider of a house in our #winahouseinfermanagh draw - cousin of Sadio Mane👀 He has publicly announced his involvement.
BREAKING NEWS‼️‼️ Derrick the Fermanagh Loner is confirmed to be in fact alive - now being held captive in an undisclosed region within Ethiopia. See channel4 and their report for more:
Derrick Bartholomew Jingleberry the 4th 💔💔 (22/01/02 - 25/03/23)- you were the best of us son. Derrick has passed away this morning after drinking too many Doorishes pints 🍺 rest well my sweet boy 😭😭
@FermanaghGoon Thankyou so so much Goon❤️❤️ our hearts in just in pieces at the dole office here - your words are greatly appreciated. Can we meet at factory later?😭😭😉😭😭
BREAKING NEWS‼️ Last Chance to enter our #winahouseinfermanagh draw. We have officially collaborated with Vivo and you can now - not only win a trip to New York , but also receive a celebratory cake - fresh from the Duncairn 16 Dudley hill bakery😳 it doesn’t get better than this
@GAAFermanagh would like to address the rumours that we have not got a house to give away in our #winahouseinfermanagh draw. We have an anonymous Nigerian Prince who will provide us with the house once we give him the money we have raised. We hope this puts you at ease.
Aren’t they just magnificent😍‼️Fermanagh seniors send warning to county Cavan ahead of their National League promotion decider on Sunday😳you just can’t make this stuff up.