🪱actual worm🪱

I'm interested in things
I'm not a real artist, but I am a real worm.
I am an actual worm.
she/her
Like if god spilled a person.

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

Greetings! I am broke and willing to trade my art services for money! This is great news for anyone who ever though "god I wish I had a watercolor painting of a bunch of worms spelling out the word 'fuck'". I am also skilled at drawing sock puppets and people!

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

@OnTrac_Shipping No, thats okay. I gave up and filed a police report for theft.

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

@OnTrac_Shipping I am on day four of trying to get my package delivered. I have confirmed my address. I have hung signs around the complex begging them to leave my package anywhere on the property, just leave it. Tomorrow I am going to sit outside and see if they even show.

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

I do not want to "Call for a quote." how about you just put an estimate/range on your website and I can avoid looking stupid calling to find out your price is way beyond my expectations.

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

@StakeEddie You should for sure check out Dr_Murdur https://t.co/ltf6vDJEfR

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

Me after replacing an ink cartridge in my printer several weeks ago "This is a great place to keep all these other cartridges."

Me tonight looking for the other cartridges "That was, apparently, not a great place to keep those other cartridges."

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

All I want for Christmas is for my cats to get along.

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

I probably should not have stopped going to therapy. I'm not ok.

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

@BeeefStew2 @JeremiahDJohns @yhdistyminen thats just human nature, kids don't even start to realize that other people have feelings until they're like 7. That's not even accounting for whether they realized that other people having feelings matters lol

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

Finally put my zines on gumroad for purchase

https://t.co/CLFFwvx9F6

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Living dead decide what’s best

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

Have today off work. All I want to do is play @GroundedTheGame and I can't log in to @Xbox live through the game on PC so... I can't play. Don't know if this has to do with yesterday's patch but I am f r u s t r a t e d

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

@GroundedTheGame I would love to be able to log in to xbox live without getting stuck in a loop that tells me to log in, says logging in, and never actually gives me the option to log in. I love this game but have such issues with connectivity, it's so frustrating

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

Free children's book idea: Queen of Beans.

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

I don't care who he killed. Krycek is a total hottie.

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

same tho.

[Flora @zkFlora]

@SteelSeries Happy Friday Steel Series. 😊

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[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

@davetheking5 @GBlakka @heyyitsjanea I think you misread it? the person making the post is the baker. They quoted 300 as an estimate and the customer declined.

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

Fuller House is infuriating. All of these successful women living together rent free in their dads house, apparently swimming in money. The whole house. Rent free.

I need to find a job... 😮‍💨

[🪱actual worm🪱 @dweebdraws]

Binge watching fuller house because I'm unemployed. They're like "we're having a party at the smash club!" And the guest list is just... all the people who are always at the house anyway. That's not a party. That's just taking your family to the laundromat.