Dylan Weems

I’m more like Jean-Claude Gosh Darn. Instagram: dweems17

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@kasarawood fortune teller is on the east side of the lake near the pavilion and fighting arena in the creators section

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

.@shawzsav went to Ross here and they said they knew you

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@shawzsav This is rad

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@shawzsav DMs are open

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@shawzsav Either:
1. You love a himbo who can give you affection because it’s very straightforward and there’s no game attached because you’re very type A but it’s bad for long term.

Or

2. A witch cursed you until you go out with me. Who’s to say?

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@shawzsav @masochistmartyr OHHHH! This is why you aren't talking to me. You're actually too attracted to me. Well that's a relief. I'll try and be worse so we can talk more

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@shawzsav Even if I’m not your type on paper, try out something new? I’ll be really kind and supportive of you

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@fairyberriez Breakfast?

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@Fionapeachez Want to go on a date while you’re here in Vegas?

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@BoredElonMusk @stugotz790

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@mulaney I saw this tour in Vegas. It is the best live performance of any kind I have ever seen. Concert, musical, play, act, anything. Period.

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@WallStreetApes It is expensive, but this is priced for cabanas/club table minimums. So if you have to pay 10k for a table and you’re paying it no matter what, these prices help “get you there”. It shows product on corporate credit cards and adds sales volume for the club.

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

Not if, when.

[emily @cicadaxxseason]

that time of the year again

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

One of the guys did a marathon benefit and actually ran about a mile as Sebastian. Puked in a trash can near the finish line. I have a hundred stories

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@MichaelRyanRuiz @JuJuGotti @ChrisWittyngham @LeBatardShow @billygil @__ChrisCote @roybelly I was the mascot for UMiami from ‘13-‘17 and can speak to this poor kingfish getting beheaded. There’s no way Dillon knew it was a scrawny guy in the suit

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

This might be the best promo in the history of Las Vegas sports 🧃

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@jtrain56 Aspen, Colorado. So expensive for the workers that you have to shack up immediately to even hope to afford rent

[Dylan Weems @dweems17]

@CanesFootball He says “progrum”!!!! @MichaelRyanRuiz @jessica_smetana

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on 2 pieces of wood, sliding downhill IN a piece of wood. All amazing.