Mortimer “Beans” Dweezleton

Business owner. Patriot. Dreamer.

[Mortimer “Beans” Dweezleton @dweezleton]

At the beach — where the customers at?
Morty want cha ching!

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@ShitpostRock2 That happened to me.

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@kumxem MortDOS

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.@GodfreyGGolden1 I could take you.

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Looks like I finally got Godfrey G. Golden! Anyone else want to try? I must warn you, I’m indifigibagel.

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[Cracks Knuckles]

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@patitoargentina @maclanks @Cybershell I don’t. I prefer the representation.

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@viviiVEVO Why are there no men on here? Where am I supposed to fit on this list? Bad tier list. Consider yourself blocked and reported for harassment and discrimination against me.

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@walkahtalker @criszer_ Sorry.

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@Fangybol @StardustEri It was fucking Golden who did it. Godfrey G. Golden.

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@StardustEri my bad

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@StardustEri I’m saying it’s my bad. Like I’m sorry I did that.

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I would be relieved because (as not everybody knows) this is actually something called Dealer Submission where basically the Dealer gets intimidated by your beauty and performs this pose which pretty much guarantees your victory.

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@Strayzerrr Alright

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@StardustEri Is something wrong?

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@StardustEri Haha, well, if you say so! Pucker up buttercup!

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@Somethingabthat I don’t have “siblings”.

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@StardustEri Um… “This isn’t 𝕏, it’s Y”? Are you ChatGPT?

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@StardustEri Too bad.

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@StardustEri Hate when this happens!