David Wekselbaum

Bay Area marketing analytics guy looking for the broader cultural & political context in just about everything. Otherwise, I'm gaming, reading, podcastin.

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@BenjaminSolak To be fair their best players are mostly college aged. So maybe?🤔

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@AndyKHLiu I’m not even joking when I say they’d have sat KP, Steph and Draymond for game 1. Load managing a
Playoff game would have qualified as 2026 “light years” 😭

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@DOC323123 I lived in Alameda, CA - which is very close to Oracle Arena In Oakland - in 2016 when Steph, Ayesha, and Drake went to in n out there after a game. Biggest crowd in that town’s history 😆

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@kylerussforever I’m now imagining Skip saying “no, Jaylen is who spells it wrong” 😭

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@itsnwts Not paying taxes.

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@PabloTorre My take has always been that average height for men, 5’8 - 5’10, makes height so unimportant to one’s character that people have no sense of how tall someone is. It’s just not in the consideration at all.

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@maryxleeee uses a slur to mock people's intelligence...and uses the wrong *their* in the same sentence. Crazy work.

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@timkawakami they really should make the Melbourne game occur a week before the start of the season, so Rams and niners can have week 1 off to travel back. Baseball has done that for years.

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@AndyKHLiu Haven’t felt like I’m missing out on twitter fun in a while. Wife and I are waiting for it to end to binge 😭

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@dailysimpsons @AlJean @MikeReissWriter @canyonjim @simonsam When the *Jaaaazz man* testifies

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@dieter Once the NFL accepted the older, legacy acts aren’t going to bring in anyone new they finally started cooking!

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@AndyKHLiu I’m sad this is the state of things where this news excites me. No disrespect to melton he’s a dog but goddamn. How far we’ve fallen 😭

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@whitspen @TommyGunnNBA If even one of the three lottery picks had been Haliburton, Franz or Trey Murphy they’d not only still be title contenders, they’d be able to get Giannis if that’s what Steph thought was necessary 😭

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@samesfandiari It’s funny because Joey was planning to wear this exact outfit to superbowl parties if he had landed Giannis

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@PabloTorre Right when I saw this I knew Pablo had to be giggling 🤭

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@timkawakami I think Sadiq is going to require trading up to get. He is going to be the “wow” guy at the combine with his measurable and pure athleticism. Not saying that’s a good or bad idea. Wouldn’t hate it if Lynch and Shanahan believe he’s the guy to open up the offense again.

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@AndyKHLiu Hoping for Hoerner. His dad was my high school English teacher. Bay Area family!

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@Jani__Gee The way the golden decor of the WH looks like cheap spray on paint 😭

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@iKlayThompson @AndyKHLiu It’s the alternate reality where Joey L picked Wagner and Trey Murphy 😭

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@AndyKHLiu It’s nice to have something reliable back in our lives 🤣