deandra

incredibly dope since ‘92 (PA-S)

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@CapreseSalad69 How is it tho

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@REALChubbzino How bout just everyone orders online

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Ok actually I have so many more but I’ll unleash them in another few months

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Spent a year dating a Scorpio as a research project

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Every once in a while I think about the celebration that we will all have when Trunk dies

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When I was in high school I got my ass beat by a girl with a “coexist” bumper sticker

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If you think Jesus was white, you’re not allowed to say any dismissive things about astrology

I don’t make the rules….white Jesus does

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“Hi can I place a to-go order?”
“This is a thrift shop hunny”

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Embarrassing Rikki when she’s in Mom Mode by having my whole ass out at the pool

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Rikki told me she has 10 guest passes to the pool so I’m like “yay I get to go to the pool 10 times” LMAO

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I’m way too cute to pay for my own lunch, that’s just how I feel

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Met one of my new classmates yesterday and she said I seemed like I rolled with the misfits and I’ve never been so proud

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Haven’t tweeted in MONTHS so I’m about to tweet all my drafts 😈

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@CapreseSalad69 MORE FAKE NEWS AND U KNOW IT!!

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@CapreseSalad69 FAKE NEWS

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Rikki and I both have fucked up left feet rn…we are such cute injured bffs omg 🥹

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All I need in life is a pair of ripped black skinny jeans

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Waking up and turning the TV on right away is psycho behavior idc

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I found a hot & self-aware Pisces skater boi omgg 😍

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@CapreseSalad69 I only waited two days before stalking again this time 🤩🙇‍♀️