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@cbsaustin What? They can’t find out who the car is registered to?

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@chinokie @FactsAboutTexas It’s Byou-duh

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@KVUE Now they putting that sh*t on concrete?

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@enews This guy says “right” at the end of each sentence.

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@fox7austin Turning into New Orleans.

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@fox7austin She seems nice.

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@TheCleanCarClub 19 years

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1

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@NCAASoftball @TexasSoftball They have to figure out how to get the announcers away from the noise coming from the player dugouts. Can’t even hear them. So annoying!

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@CBSEveningNews @CBSNews I’ve completed the investigation. Plane was flying too low.

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@FLOTUS I was totally appalled when he made fun of a handicap guy. Oh wait, it was this guy.

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@SaintsForecast When are you going to figure out he no different from this guy.

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@fasc1nate Should have hired someone to lower that forehead.

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@BNONews Good at driving a ball, not so much driving a car.

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@PageSix This guy also beat up Adam Sandler!

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@itzkingmiami I’m in the back right.

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@hazzardnet Dem Duke boys sent him to an early grave for sure.

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@FitFusion__ Spirit

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@FitFusion__ Backwards saddle.

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@TMZ There he goes again on his own.