David Hensel

Teacher/Jack of all Trades

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@tomstakes @JonMarksMedia It is not even what he says in front of the cameras but all the snitching he did to reporters on the phone as an anonymous source. Cowardly shit

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@MLFootball He's not a player he just punts a lot.

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@MLFootball Play On Player.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@1NCRDB1 Can't believe Jameis Winston is backing up this moron...

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@SpikeEskin Bench points through 3 quarters:
Knicks - 25
Sixers - 0
That is on Josh Harris, Daryl Morey, & Nick Nurse

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@JoshReynolds24 All of us @sixers fans right now...

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

The hypocrisy is UNBELIEVABLE‼️

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@blitznotinspace Way to call attention to your pushing off. Good job calling out the refs too. Now they are making mental notes and will be looking for it everytime. Keep extending that arm out all the way when you push off too please. It makes the refs job so much easier. Thanks! Enjoy Cancun!

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@DerekBodnerNBA Put PG in this until 10 minutes before tipoff.

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@TwirlClub @ChasingSnyder He is just reporting facts. People will make their own judgements and assumotions. The only way to know for sure is two paternity tests and Russini's husband needs to be on that now.

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

"Hello Darkness My Old Friend..." #76ers #sixers

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

“How is it possible that the 1 seed in the East can be down 3-1 to the 8 seed?!”

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[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@KyleNeubeck Why was he left in the game so long? When the outcome was no longer in doubt, he should have rested the rest of the game, so most of (if not all) of the second half.

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@mattkoonmusic "But he compares this to MLB fans who have to spend $1000 across ten platforms.

He says this is just the way of the world."

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@mattkoonmusic "Having these Hollywood tie ins and stars on the show, is not new but TKO is spending a lot more money to market WWE now.

Shapiro admits that spreading the WWE product across multiple streaming services will chase long timefans away."

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@ChristyCat32 @WrestlePurists He doesn't interact with fans unless he is on the clock. It is a good boundary to have. You start talking to the kids and the adults come behind asking you to sign everything and take selfies.

[David Hensel @dwhensel]

@DocLanceP @KyleNeubeck We do not have two weeks. There will be nothing to come back to.