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Anyone know where I can find that child rocker halftime show? I want to be a true American! Is it on the tv?!

*parody*

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I always figured the “Don’t Tread On Me” crowd was mostly just overcompensating. But if I’m being honest, I never expected them to so brazenly come out and admit they would let masked thugs take away their rights, put them on their knees, and make them squeal like pigs. #MeltIce

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A few @IndyCar races ago Lincoln was watching with me and Nolan Siegel crashed. I went “oh Siegel!” He thought it was the funniest thing. Kept repeating it. The rest of that race and the races since, if he sees a car crash, he goes “oh Siegel!”

Might be the cutest thing ever.

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Some teams like to have a great QB, the browns just like to have a lot of them.

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No one in this world lies more than a parent describing the ingredients to a dish a toddler is refusing to eat. And no one in this world hates something more than a toddler eating something that was their absolute favorite the day before. #ToddlerTruths #Parenting

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@BuffaloBills @paramountplus Wow

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I don’t know you all, but I’m starting to think JD Vance is kinda weird.

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Frenchie is one of my former students and a super talented person. She was one of the amazing poets I had on my spoken word teams back in the day. She puts out various content and I highly suggest you check her out! https://t.co/KxF14AKj9i

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I just wish the democrats and republicans would give some sign of what they feeling during the president’s speech. Just a bunch of stoic poker faces. #StateOfTheUnion

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Even if I didn’t already know how I was voting on issue 1, seeing dewine speak out against it would confirm for me that I was voting yes. For many reasons (science), but most importantly because your personal beliefs shouldn’t dictate other people’s rights. #ReproductiveRights

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I’m running for president and my only platform is I am going to make everyone watch “Invasion.” I have watched it, everyone else should have to watch it as well: alt-right, woke, centrist, whatever Biden is. To commiserate.

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I have never changed the diaper of an MMA fighter, but I have to imagine it is quite similar to trying to change Ayla. She is going to catch me in an arm bar soon and break my arm. #MMAbaby #LittleFighter #GirlDad

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Juneteenth is important! If it bothers you, you should really figure out why. #Juneteenth

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Ayla Victoria Horton arrived Monday, June 12 at 2:19pm. 6lbs 14oz (same exact weight as Lincoln was), 19.25 inches, and healthy! @nscarinzi was an absolute rock star, of course, and Lincoln is settling into his role as big brother well!

We are all back home and settling in!

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Sad we can’t be there this year but Lincoln has his race car outfit and we are ready for the @IndyCar @IndyCaronNBC #Indy500! We will be back at @IMS in person next year!

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I believe my wife @nscarinzi may have just summed up all of existence. #ThingsMyWifeSays

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@JustinVargo This one sucks! He was so good!

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@philbak1 Holy crap

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Lincoln may not be sure if it is a good idea, but his little sister is going to be coming along anyway. Baby Girl Horton coming June 2023! #Parenting #2under2

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@THESagerbomb The fact you are getting pushback on this is absolutely unbelievable. The only people obligated (and only people who should help really) to help are the ones trained to do so. I hope the person gets help, but it’s not your responsibility and no one should put that on you.