I should not say this, but...

I just say stuff which I would get killed for in real life.

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@Bornakang If you're going to fake it anyway, why would you pick a Pidgeot looking one?

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@CollinRugg Rocket technology falls under weapon-grade military technology. Want to open a spy door, you oldie?

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@Bornakang Was it the knees or cheetos crunching there

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@Bornakang The midnight supper!

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Is he though?

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Is it just me who thought what this might mean once she’s a teenager 😬

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Is he crushing his teeth or just thinking if he delivered the message correctly?

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

why am i terrified??

[I should not say this, but... @dwight_thoughts]

You can eat like a cow, a dog or a lion.

Good luck trying not to picture someone as one of the above animals next time!

[@The_DGD @The_DGD]

You can tell a lot about someone

By the way they eat.

Pay attention.