Dwight Howard

They/Them 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 SEBL_VU

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

Laying in bed thinking about Connor Kraus

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

@GuruPitka_NBA what can the milkers do to turn the season around? I want to support the jug juicers but the record is ugly❗️

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

@franklyhekilder @max78108120 You gotta work a lil harder to earn these cheeks 🫦🫦

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

No, that was not Ryan bergweiner seen with me 🫣

I haven’t spoken to that fool since he began workouts for the SAEBL 😂😂🤣🤣

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

Just came across the SAEBL news.

🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡
Bozos think they can compete wit SEBL

😂🤣🤣🤣 we sleep in may

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

Boobies.

That is all.

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

🤣🤣quit playin wit me fool 🤡🤡😵‍💫😵‍💫😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

@BenStinar Was???? 🤣🤣😂😂😭😭🥺

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

Dev Sharma is a joke of a captain 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

Oozing out of all the holes of my body thinking about SEBL SZN 2 starring tomorrow 😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵😰😰😰

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

Slurp on my ‘gurt
Cuz u know it’s purp
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[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

Who wants to be my new daddy 💅💋🫦🫵❓
I can’t take Abruzzo’s lame ahh anymore 😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

I’m lonely, horny, and hungry for SEBL SZN 2

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

After listening to Boy’s a liar Pt. 2 for the past 48 hours straight I have been enlightened with the information that Scags was undeserving of his DPOY award. Will lock into another 24 hours of listening to get more information on the subject

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

@SchulmannTigre After reaching out to several representatives from the Milkers, I can confirm that there is, and I quote, “nothing potential about the amount of mommy’s who will be milked” from players on the squad.

🧐Two different coaching styles should make for an interesting matchup Thursday

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

What a terrible day to be named Jacqueline O'Connor

😂😂🤡🤡HOLD THIS L BOZO🫣🫣🤡🤡😂😂

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

@Tcmccr 😍😍😍

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

@not_jackdalton @BMBL_NOVA Those farts could make Dekin a lethal weapon on the court. I don’t know anyone who wants to guard him tight with stinkers like his

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

Still wondering what Aidan Murphy contributes to the game. Waste of space out there 😂😂😂

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward49]

@JerryStepstool @BMBL_NOVA Mickey Mouse championship??? The people are talking