Dylan Williams

Feed and Grain Relocation Specialist | M.L. Adolph Trucking, Inc. | UW-Platteville ‘18

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

Beer tastes better on a Friday after work. I don’t make the rules

[Chandler @Chan_IsThe_Man]

“Must be nice”

Yes, the work ethic my parents taught me sure is.

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

90’s country just hits different

[Erin Holbert Bunch @ErnHolbert]

bean dust is more likely to kill me than covid

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

There should be a prize for putting away clean laundry

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

Are my Christmas presents wrapped? Yes.

Does it look like a 4 year old wrapped them? Also yes.

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

Those last few Busch Lights I had tasted like work is gonna come early tomorrow

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

I’m a sucker for a good Bloody Mary

[santiago ☘️ @almeidachesky]

if I don’t get this type of relationship with my future son, i have failed at being a dad

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

At least 90% of my day is spent trying to get flies out of my truck

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

I can’t count how many times this week that I’ve been asked if I was married or if I have a girlfriend. Not exactly sure what’s going on or how I should feel about it. 😂

[Austin @dieseltech96]

People keep asking how old I am and are shocked when I say 23. “I thought you were easily over 30” like thanks. Means a lot 😂😂

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

@dieseltech96 I wish I could retweet this 😂

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

Damn, I miss Platteville

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

If I had $1 for every time someone said “You need new tires, those are pretty bald”, I could buy new tires

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

Just out here looking for a girl to sing Party for Two with for the rest of my life

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

I need a dog

[Dylan Williams @dwilliams2014]

How do you get 10 hours of sleep in like 3 hours? Asking for myself

[Nick @Nick_Snyder13]

Dear future wife: if you don’t sing along with me in the car to country music, it’s not going to work out