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I like to think that my name is best pronounced by suddenly glaring at someone and snarling 3 syllables in their general direction.

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There is a special circle of hell for surgeons that make no effort to correctly reapproximate an incision through a tattoo.

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@Davembmd Gonna start billing -22 modifiers every time the prior auth requires a phone call instead of an online portal, or each time the patient rebooked an elective case.

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@Davembmd Is this like when I tell my boyfriend that his stained, holey clothes “yearn for death”?

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@SwiftOnSecurity The old BMW SUV that hasn’t had nav updated in years though? Correct directions, every time, with turn-by-turn mapping on the heads up display.

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@SwiftOnSecurity I live, commute, and work largely out of cell range. I have the map of a 100mi radius around me downloaded to Google Maps. Every third time I enter an address in that range it gives me an error that it can’t find the route.

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Used to work with a supremely un-gifted anesthesiologist who went on a rant one evening during a case about how hard CAPTCHAs are. Anyway, here’s an article that reminds me of him: https://t.co/S9uHtymb2e

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@kidney_boy This is so impressive! I have so many questions, particularly about the antibiotic dosing and vitamin D reccs - I am sure quite a bit has changed since you wrote this.

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Bonus content: using the pano sunroof to enjoy the everyday views the tourists are creating a gaper’s gap over.

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If you aren’t treating your used luxury SUV like a work truck, why do you even own it?

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@DrAdamBitterman Used to do dress clothes but now scrubs. The general attire of my community can best be described as “trail formal” so clean Duluth or Kuhl hiking pants pass muster easily. No white coats ever because they are pretentious in a small community and frankly disgusting.

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@Hagerty VECTOR

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To turn a classic Red Green phrase, if the boys can’t find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy.

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@NickHoopes_ Oh? All of ours still say that they “couldn’t see the fracture on x-ray because there was too much edema”….

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Tried to pull some big dumb pipe looking things out of my yard today and failed miserably because it turns out they are massive grounding rods for an old electric fence 🤦🏻

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Mobile home down the street has the flag at half mast for Dolly. This town is so good.

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@Davembmd Please tell me this is real

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Spent the morning raiding my friend’s Unimog for tools. Found every single size of giant socket except the 33mm I need to disassemble my washing machine drum 😩

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If I get a referral stating a patient weighs 61238.82 grams, I can only assume the reason your PCP has a scale this precise is to measure both illicits and patients.

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@Davembmd Meanwhile a local hospital hired and fired a newly board certified general surgeon within 1yr because they had no idea how to independently operate.

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@Davembmd Had this happen to a friend while they were going through transition surgery. The lack of transparency and resultant fallout from their original and second program director misleading them has destroyed their career prospects.

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Raynauds Wolf cooktops
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Girl dinner