derek

on a break as of 10/09/25 - be back soon ◡̈

[derek @dwise2_]

@B_Day16 heard that sister

[derek @dwise2_]

@dennisgarvis it’s like they’ve never heard of a macho brace

[derek @dwise2_]

@PopCrave so from 7 streams to around ~16, impressive!

[derek @dwise2_]

@Theonlyjcvolly you’re ruining their vibe ?

[derek @dwise2_]

@frootbowlz right

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Me being a bison and boiling myself alive in front of a happy group of friends to change the trajectory of their lives forever

[derek @dwise2_]

@frootbowlz right

[derek @dwise2_]

@PopCrave that’s grandcvnt 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[derek @dwise2_]

@B_Day16 lmfao stfu 😭😭😭😭

[jame @kloogans]

if i were a plant i would be moaning when doing photosynthesis i know that much

[wilfre @Wilfreyy]

Friendsgiving? Yes my friends do be givinggg

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Martha Stewart says neighbor Ryan Reynolds is “very serious”:

“He’s not so funny in real life. No, he’s not so funny. He’s very serious. He’s a good actor. He can act funny, but he isn’t funny.”

[derek @dwise2_]

@johnliacop when god sings with his creations, will ‘man smashing signed taylor swift guitar after buying it for $4000 at auction’ not be apart of the choir?

[derek @dwise2_]

@johnliacop “unoriginal, low quality and QR code content” is my new fav thing to comment on Ig posts

[fiji blue @itsfijiblue]

“Peppermint” is officially out everywhere now ◡̈

[derek @dwise2_]

@chi_urbanist an aborcushion

[derek @dwise2_]

@thereidfeed it was a day wine

[derek @dwise2_]

@ChknStripper you shouldn’t

[fiji blue @itsfijiblue]

so proud to finally share… my debut album is titled “Glide”

the first single, “Peppermint”, is yours August 2nd ☻