Snake Man

Built to investigate narrow areas and survey topography on uninhabited planets. Slugs are gross. [MM–RP] [MULTIFANDOM]

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@megatronirl You could ssssay.

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@DorkyRotation With a smirk, he crosses his arms. "Look who it is."

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@Snipeceptor I could imagine.
Not to be insensitive, but how long is the average lifespan of one of... you?

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@Snipeceptor I see. That sounds horrible.

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@Snipeceptor Come to think of it... Anything, really. I know nothing of your kind. Save that you like guns and are giants.

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@Snipeceptor Tell me more about it. I'm curious.

[Snake Man @dwn022]

You aliens and your gun fetishes.

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@UnbeatenBlades Oh, shut up.

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@SoundwaveMalik What use would I have for molting? *the snake lifts itself up flicking its tongue against the droid's cheek*

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@SoundwaveMalik My robotics do not cancel out my reptilian aspect. *flicks tongue out*

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@SoundwaveMalik That's rude.

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@SoundwaveMalik *immediately, he narrows his eyes* And what's wrong with snakes?

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@SoundwaveMalik *places a small kiss against the snake's head, smiling* Quite.

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@SoundwaveMalik Not exactly. They get into narrow areas where I cannot fit and record their surroundings with their eyes.

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@SoundwaveMalik Search snakes. They assist me in surveying. *the small snake wraps against his neck loosely* They're like pets to me.

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@SoundwaveMalik Oh, calm down. *he blasts out a search snake into his hand, the almost sentient robotic snake slithering over the android*

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@SoundwaveMalik *he smirks, charging his blaster for the kid's reaction, a soft but foreboding hum coming from it*

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@SoundwaveMalik For the sake of conversation, tell me more about yourself.

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@SoundwaveMalik this country. If the government knows you, so do I.

[Snake Man @dwn022]

@SoundwaveMalik You underestimate robotic ability. *he gives a small hiss* My database contains government information for every human in --