John Patton

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@alovetrilogy She said Baby Baby Baby! A mess 😂

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@Sgreyatl I ain’t in the business of keeping a ninja that don’t wanna be kept or what that rapper said 😂

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@TheJohnJohnShow It’s funny just how little men who date men actually know about men! 😂 You’ll learn everything you want to know if you put your interview questions away and just let him talk! His need to be likable will have him spilling all his business. Especially if he likes you.

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@AyandaKeith @beyoncegarden Sis said, “What?! The girls are meeting up in Vegas?! Lemme gone on and call out from work!”

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@KevOnStage Dude said “After all we’ve been through!” 😂😂😂

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@unlimited_ls He wouldn’t be in this situation if he’d just kept his hands to himself!

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@jordan_demi1 @__xJay Exactly. Simply saying, I’m so sorry for your loss” will suffice everytime

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@1antondaniels One thing I’ve learned is that if someone wants to leave, LET THEM!

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@manly_mentor This is sweet. It really is. But you know she’s going to have come behind him and clean up that kitchen after he so lovingly messed it up. Talking about some you just rest 😂

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@desmeyon @The_Only_Barbie So true. Sadly it’s not just young gays. A few yrs ago I joined a social group for blk gay men over 50. Everyone was cool except the queen bee of the group. He disliked me immediately and proceeded to haze me. I ended up having to cuss his old as out!😂

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@Angle__wix It always starts with the question: “What did that bitch say to me?!” Followed by a near flawless rebuttal heard only by me! 😂

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@HunchoDatNigga_ You are so handsome

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@NeglectedCarrot @xlaurenlacey @MuvaofGotti Ponce City Market in Atlanta. It’s basically a fancy food hall with shops

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@DiaryOfKeysus Why this this clip remind of Whoopie Goldberg in Jackie’s Back? Sis said “Did she tell ya that I’M the one that sat up there and wrote that song?!” 😂

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@MrsJellySantos Naw Sis, he “quiet quit” you!

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@Yummy_yvy When he said “You TRIED though darling”. Smoothest shit ever.

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@WorldDarkWeb2 Everyone’s saying how they would physically harm this child but no one is mentioning that she is obviously not well and needs help! Violence on children is not the answer.

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@TsMadisonatl1 The way I just hollered! 😂 He said, “If was really a damn prophet she woulda saw that ass whooping coming!” 😂😂

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@thee2ndcircle Shiiittt! This is what I mean when I say “I neeeeds me a MAN! A MAAAAN , you hear me?!”

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@DawoodAbdulHam2 @raphousetv2 Even if he is rich/wealthy, he still should not be fully responsible for the wellbeing of the entire family! Even rich men are now seeking a viable PARTNERSHIP