dwof

31, NJ. Weird ideas, nostalgia & funny stories. You probably already know me.

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Can bands start making CDs again??? I don’t want to choose between a vinyl record or streaming.

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In Season 1, Episode 1 of the show Dinosaurs (set in 60,000,004 BC) they eat “Mastodon Surprise” which would be impossible because mastodons didn’t exist for another 35 million years.

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My Taco Bell refused to take a 1981 series $20 bill because 2 employees said they’d never seen one before and it must be fake. 😐

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Dazed & Confused was set in 1976 and came out in 1993, if they made it today it would be set in 2007.

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Weird to hear a Refused song on in NFL commercial.

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Happy Black Friday! Here’s an email from every company you’ve ever bought something from!

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@MrAutofire My favorite is the board game because it’s usually a great way to earn a lot of Gems.
Least favorite would be the Gambit. The prizes usually aren’t worth the time.

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When something that’s been on your eBay watch list for a DECADE finally gets listed and you win the auction for next to nothing....

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Very glad I decided to buy a generator on my lunch break today because the power has been out for hours.

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Do you think Austin Powers used a ghost writer for “Swedish Penis Enlargers and Me: This Sort of Thing is My Bag, Baby”? When would he have the time to write a book?

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Got my car back after SIXTY EIGHT days in the shop...and there’s a random PS3 game under the seat?? I have never owned a PS3.

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Did you know a squirrel can get into your car and do $6,600 in damage in no time??? It’s true. Don’t ask me how I know.

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@onkelchrispy @binbler I have that record! But it’s also available for free on https://t.co/5ygGIekhgO

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An “Everything Bagel” is really just “A Few Things Bagel”

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Could a vampire survive a nuclear bomb?

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I used AI to make a Drake song about the sinking of the Lusitania. Welcome to the future I guess.

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I need a jacket for my legs.

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@DinosaurDracula Luckily found one at Goodwill a few years ago. Prices always get crazier closer to Christmas.

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Someone should make a documentary about those old Tiger electronic handhelds. Not me, but someone.

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The Micro Machines commercial guy should release a Christmas album.