Dylan Wohlfiel

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Just saw The Odyssey, I loved it but was really surprised it featured so many Minions. Not saying it’s bad or inaccurate. I’m aware of its oral history, so there’s no way to know Homer didn’t include Minions. But it was like 98% Minions. Didn’t even mention Odysseus.

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

❤️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Happy 250th birthday to the greatest country that’s ever existed 🇺🇸

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

July 4 in the USA

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Abner Uribe's K Celly. 🤣

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Bringing you yet another cinematic masterpiece 🎬

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

Today doesn’t officially begin until you watch the “Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama” video

[OutKick @Outkick]

We really got 2 of the coldest pictures in Olympic history while beating Canada TWICE 🔥

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

MEGAN KELLER AMERICAN HERO

USA WINS THE GOLD

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Bc they blew up the chicken man there

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Apple has landed the rights to turn ‘MISTBORN’ into a film franchise & ‘THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE’ into a TV series.

Brandon Sanderson will write, produce and consult on all projects.

(Source: https://t.co/Ka6RvxmT3S)

[Spotrac @spotrac]

Guaranteed Salary (2026+) per #MLB Team

LA Dodgers: $2,114,037,500
San Diego: $1,266,675,000
Toronto: $1,250,387,500
NY Mets: $1,140,550,000
Philadelphia: $865,173,963
NY Yankees: $789,162,500
Boston: $670,035,000
Atlanta: $656,775,000
San Francisco: $652,494,193
Arizona: $629,787,500
Houston: $512,045,000
Kansas City: $491,510,000
Seattle: $464,602,000
Texas: $444,825,000
Chicago (NL): $422,525,000
Baltimore: $369,737,000
LA Angels: $315,700,000
Athletics: $275,785,000
Milwaukee: $202,995,000
Colorado: $178,875,000
Cincinnati: $173,400,000
Detroit: $172,580,000
Pittsburgh: $159,080,000
Minnesota: $154,525,000
Cleveland: $131,500,000
Washington: $120,871,429
St. Louis: $102,525,000
Chicago (AL): $102,400,000
Miami: $76,420,000
Tampa Bay: $70,740,000

[John Egan @BrewersRaptor]

Aaron Ashby is warming up and will come in for the 1st quarter of the Packers/Bears game this Saturday

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[JMU Sports News @JMUSportsNews]

To clarify for the dense people in the replies: No, JMU is not bussing to Oregon.

The Dukes bus to an off-campus location where each player picks up a Lime scooter. They then travel as a pack via scooter with the linemen at the front and back to fend off wild animals.

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

GOOD MORNING FARGO!!!!!

[SleeperPackers @SleeperPackers]

Missing you.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I’ve watched this probably 8 times in a row and I am crying dude

[SleeperBrewers @SleeperBrewers]

Win Game 5. Do it for Ueck.

(Credit: nb_sportsedits on TikTok)