Dalt

you’re only as hot as your last hit, baby.

[Gauda @Bitcojner]

Congratulations to President Trump on receiving the inaugural 2025 FIFA Peace Prize!

An award so prestigious it was invented last Tuesday specifically so he could win something that isn’t a LIV Golf trophy.

Previous recipients: zero.

Selection committee: Oe Swiss guy who really, really wants those World Cup stadiums finished on time.

Criteria: ‘Made soccer people feel slightly less terrified of American foreign policy… for five minutes. 😂

[Dalt @dwolve13]

this one is too easy, yall.

[Dalt @dwolve13]

@scarlett4kids You took time and spent money on the shirts to take one of the dumbest pictures the world has ever seen. 🫠

[ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph]

conservatives were dressing up as george floyd and derek chauvin for halloween

i do not care that people are doing the same for charlie kirk

[Dalt @dwolve13]

@BARACKOSWAGMA Goodness, as someone who is 4 years sober, I hope you stick with it! And remember his fagcent might be just as much of an insecurity as the things that made you turn to substances.

[Dalt @dwolve13]

@shitstevensayss Hey

[Dalt @dwolve13]

@EduTechProf Ohh girl you’re in deep doodoo

[Dalt @dwolve13]

Once again you can’t just say these things. You can’t just say you know his goal. It’s all fake. There is no goal other than to make the rich richer.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨BREAKING: Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick says President Trump wants no taxes for people who make less than $150,000 a year.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is actually fucking jaw-dropping. while trump cuts programs you need to live, he’s turning the white house into a car dealership to advertise his unelected shadow president’s failing company. dystopian levels of corruption

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

MAGA: "Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl? Keep politics out of sports!"

Also MAGA: "Trump at the Super Bowl? YES DADDY CHOKE ME HARDER!!!

[Dalt @dwolve13]

Yes

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

dawg was Mayor Pete really single handedly holding all this shit together?!?

[Pat Ryan 🇺🇸 @PatRyanUC]

Trump’s first week was great if you’re a mega-billionaire or Oath Keeper. 

It wasn’t so great for the rest of us. 

I know a lot of folks are feeling down right now, & trust me, I get it. 

But the battle lines were drawn. And here’s why I'm confident we can win this fight. 

🧵

[Myah Master❤️‍🔥⸆⸉ @ChaoticGoodest]

Nazi's should be executed publicly

[Mark Greene @RemakingManhood]

82% of Obamacare applications for 2025 are from states that voted for Trump

[Dalt @dwolve13]

Someone should ask @KariLake how it feels to be everyone’s last pick

[Dalt @dwolve13]

I miss the era of smartphone unboxing videos I would watch that shit for several minutes

[Dalt @dwolve13]

I can’t wait to be absolutely filthy rich with all these night shifts and overtime I’m working as a white male pretending to be straight in Texas. Maga 2025 trump train!! Seriously what day do taxes stop?

[Dalt @dwolve13]

Yeah I’ve got a couple people who think this man is gonna save us all lmao

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Pro-heroin, anti-fluoride

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

LIBERAL Christmas Songs

-I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus
-JOE BIDEN Bells
-Baby it’s ABORTION Outside
-We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS
-Last Christmas
-All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION
-Oh WOKEMAS Tree
-PRONOUN Night
-THEY/THEM Bells

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

someone said these are being released strategically so people create more sympathy towards the trump family and it's clearly working

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