Don Shmidt

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Jewish niggas be like “we don’t control the government” then ban Sean Strickland from the White House

[BEEF’D UP QUAD HAVER(kit) @NiceCalfHaver]

#WRONG #BOZO

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

There’s a 1 in 999 octillion chance we ever see this again

Robbie Ray gave up a grand slam on the 6th pitch of the game

[Smitty @BrickSmitHouse]

Top 5 favorite bars in the United States

1. 99 Restaurant-Billerica, MA

2. 99 Restaurant-Wilmington, MA

3. 99 Restaurant-Stoneham, MA

4. 99 Restaurant-Waltham, MA

5. 99 Restaurant-Woburn, MA

[Talia Ben-Ora @taliaotg]

WE SUFFERED THAT JINGLE FOR THIS??????????????

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

If being anti-data center is China first call me Chairman Mao.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

My mom suggested Lisa Ann for a baby girl's name.

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Currently at a wine bar for my girlfriend’s birthday and one of her friends just brought up the Vrabel Russini affair

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Wrong. He faked his death and is now the Chief Baseball Operator of the Boston Red Sox under the alias “Craig Breslow”

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

okay who did this

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

Mike Vrabel’s time in horny rehab

[doomer @uncledoomer]

america is the greatest country on earth and its not even a contest

[mark normand @marknorm]

Jewski

[Nick @NickZararis]

Heat 2 with DiCaprio and Bale is like finding out the stripper actually does love you

[Vivian @suchnerve]

imagine showing up to your autism screening in these

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

tap for wideness

[skooks @skooookum]

this was probably the funniest fucking bit in in 67AD. every time you have dinner guest over you prank them by taking the top off and everyone cracks the fuck up except your bitch wife who is sighing at you in latin.

[Libertarian Party NH 🦔 @LPNH]

Pictured: Paul Revere's midnight ride through little Boston's little Mogadishu neighborhood