Don Lewis ⚒

Business Man, Earth Scientist, discoverer of vast riches, married to Wonder Woman.

[Don Lewis ⚒ @dwtl13]

@lopezdoriga What the fuck is wrong with drinking in the street?

[Don Lewis ⚒ @dwtl13]

@stats_feed Fez

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

you don’t release a team photo like this unless you know you’re making a run 🇳🇴

[ESPN @espn]

Big drop in the number of perfect brackets thanks to Norway defeating Brazil 😬

[Don Lewis ⚒ @dwtl13]

@FIFAWorldCup Speedster vs killer vs magician

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Erling Haaland has scored in 14 STRAIGHT GAMES for Norway. In those games, he's scored 27 goals.

An average of nearly two goals a game 🤯

[Don Lewis ⚒ @dwtl13]

@BodyBySteph369 😂🇨🇦

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

First World Cup of his career. 👽

⚽️⚽️ vs Iraq
⚽️⚽️ vs Senegal
⚽️ vs Ivory Coast
⚽️⚽️ vs Brazil

Erling Haaland things. 🇳🇴💆🏼‍♂️

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Donald Trump calling FIFA Headquarters to get Balogun’s bullshit red card suspension lifted.

[Don Lewis ⚒ @dwtl13]

@atensnut No more than 6

[Based Jessica @RealJessica]

You can tell by her reaction this is not her first child.

[Don Lewis ⚒ @dwtl13]

@ewenmind If he was about 5’3” he’d be the right size.

[U.S. Naval Institute @NavalInstitute]

After the destroyer USS Strong was sunk by a torpedo #OTD in 1943, former Alabama quarterback LT Hugh Miller washed up on the Japanese-held Arundel Island. Though wounded, alone, and without a rifle, he launched a month-long guerrilla campaign using grenades he found on a dead Japanese solider. He attacked patrols and destroyed several machine gun nests before being rescued by a U.S. Navy J2F Duck float plane. Awarded the Navy Cross and two Silver Stars, Miller also was recommended for the Medal of Honor but it was never granted.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Things worse than $7 coffee.

$40,000 wedding.
($5,000 per hour party)

$120,000 degree that gets you a $45,000 job

$40,000 car loan

$2,500 apartment rent and living alone

There is a reason why you are broke.

[Don Lewis ⚒ @dwtl13]

@miles_commodore Easy … Paul Volcker absolutely crushed inflation.

[Steve Skojec @SteveSkojec]

Wait, are there two versions of this sketch? I’ve never seen this one

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Nothing shouts “we stand with Palestine” quite like building a seven-layer wall to ensure not a single Palestinian refugee can enter Egypt 🤡

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

[Don Lewis ⚒ @dwtl13]

@Oldtimers365 Rollerball

[Don Lewis ⚒ @dwtl13]

@jackprandelli Bullshit. How much in the ground purely driven by Cu price.