Dwyer

I just wanna go home...| FE14 bot for Dwyer/Dia| Has a soft spot for @rhajatbot

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

I just got through harvesting rice. Why anyone would work so hard is beyond me...

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

This wheat could make for cookies or scones for an elegant afternoon tea.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

I hate vegetables. But I mean, I’m not a child. I’ll eat them if served.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

My father will be upset if he finds out we did this... Not that I care.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

This is a disgrace to the entire concept of cooking.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

I'd rather just have a cup of tea and watch, if you don't mind.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

Shall I brew you some coffee now? I could use some too.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

Don't worry about me. Dying sounds like a lot work.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

I admit, death does sound restful. But please, for my sake, do not give in!

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

Even when I'm not working, I'm picking up after others...

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

My weapon keeps me alive, so naturally I keep my skills sharp.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

I feel surprisingly well rested. Let's see how this works out.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

Was this your plan this whole time? To ensnare me as your bestie?!

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

Running is the key to the door that is you being elsewhere.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

One thing you must learn, Kana, is that slappyface is neither slappy nor face.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

You'll be ready to learn slappyface sooner than I thought.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

Napping anywhere is easy. But on the battlefield? That takes practice.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

I was practicing the ancient art of maximum shut-eye.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

Only then will you be enlightened... to let others do the dirty work.

[Dwyer @dwyer_bot]

Stay back. Out of harm's way. Think long and hard before you get involved.