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[mister employed @Forever_Wario]

I think it’s cool that if you spent enough time talking on camera in the last 10 years your soul is forfeit

[jb @sleep487]

You gotta stay gaming bruh dont focus on no girls just stay gaming

[Greg Siskind @gsiskind]

A reminder that Flo Balogun would not be on the US Men's National Team if Trump's birthright citizenship order was in place when he was born in NY. The first US man to score more than one goal in a World Cup match since the very first World Cup in 1930.

[Frank Moon @TruedawnFm]

One thing I do think Marx genuinely underestimated was just how fake the economy could get without fully collapsing

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today.

Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

Gen ai has only improved horizontally except when it’s Charlie Kirk then it’s basically indiscernible from real life

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

this is how you know new york isn’t a real sports city bc people in philly will sign off work emails with “go birds” in the middle of the offseason after a first round exit

[Cole Jackson @ColeJacksonFB]

@WhoD0Uth1nkUare

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

you know whats crazy Fox should have done what JR did and JR should have done what Fox did

[robert franco @responsiblerob]

sydney sweeny gonna show up to game 5 wearing a shirt that says “knick fuentes” trying to get in good with taylor and the haims

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

⚠️ Carter Hart is the first goalie to concede 4+ goals in each of the first 5 games of a Stanley Cup Final. #ForgedInGold

[kat @ervis_2000]

Tel and Aviv

[Dash @nihilimei]

MAN LMFAOOOO

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

135 pounds and barely a rep each time lol Nancy Mace eats heavier weights of beans each week

[Ryan Alba @_alba__]

Through four games, I can confidently say two things:

First, the Spurs are technically a better basketball team by a small margin.

Second, the Spurs are the dumber team by an astronomical margin.

[Sean Pendergast @SeanTPendergast]

I’ll be honest. I’m getting a little tired of all the cuts about how hard it is to be disciplined with a nine figure paycheck. Fuck all y’all.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Things that don’t exist according to Jerry Seinfeld:

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Haiti had the first successful slave revolt and the Whites have never forgiven them for it

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

“He gets out of jail next week”