depressed united fan

24 #GlazersOut 🇵🇸

[Eddy Fisher @Eddyfisher230]

There is a very specific brand of awkward silence that only happens when a comedian says something so outrageously left field that the entire studio audience stops breathing for three seconds.

That precise moment of collective hesitation before everyone bursts out laughing is peak entertainment. Comedians who refuse to play it safe always deliver the most memorable television moments that live rent free in our collective memories forever.

[Yassine @UTDyassine]

Introducing to you the ineos files

[utdreport @utdreport]

Michael Carrick via Ig:

[rin @scy3he]

GTA VI police have 8 days left to enjoy their peaceful lives.

[Grace @graceyldn]

How life in the UK is feeling right now

[G @Gideoomatic]

They're about to boot that bozo out I'm dead 😭😭

[pepper @CasaDupre]

INEOS are done

And we’re back to the original supervillains

[Mike @Mike_RMCF]

Imagine our fans on the Titanic 💀

Sane person: There's an iceberg over there fella

Top reds: Nope

Sane person: It's right in front of you

Top reds: Stop being so negative😡

Sane person: The boats about to hit the iceberg

Top reds: You are toxic, you don't support the boat

[depressed united fan @dxn_mufc]

@SatoshiJapanX @grok DONE

[Mr. MT 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @MicTuathaigh]

VIVELL WANTED HOENEẞ?!?!?!?!?

I'm gonna fucking kms. Oh my fucking god.

@BenjaminNetanyahu Jason Wilcox and Omar Berrada are close to developing a nuclear weapon in their homes.

[Лампаның патшасы 🇰🇿🇹🇷 @SomaliSasuke]

Theyre gonna fucking airstrike king julien

[#OneAfrica™️ @ousman_10]

This notion that Mazraoui is any better than Dalot 😭✌🏾

[Jord @jord9n]

Sean Lock didn’t laugh #mygoat

[Adroit Cadet @Adroit_Cadet]

Once again, United will probably go out and appoint someone who isn't a tactical continuation of any recent groundwork laid

Amorim --> Carrick --> Poch (?)
rigid 3atb -> possession -> vertical football, intense

Mbeumo, Cunha etc. (half space attackers) were signed for Amorim's narrow attack, not Carrick.

Tielemans + Santos were signed as the beginnings to start committing to a more ball-first model. They weren't signed to play in a run-heavy system

They're talking about this bullshit "one window = one area of the pitch gets addressed" transfer model, when the type of profiles required in said areas change drastically from season to season because they keep fucking changing the coach & any ideologies he had previously signed the other players for

and THEN they have the cheek to wonder why it never works

[『ジョジョの奇妙な冒険』アニメーションシリーズ公式 @anime_jojo]

HERE COME THE STANDS.

Stand Special Video (English)

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#jojo_anime

[Alim #FlickOut @alim2oo]

Chill on the soundboard unc😭😭

[Z @ZAYN_Z7]

A reminder that these two are still at the club 👇