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[kaz Y/DSA @lqvekanthony]

an ivy league grad is the main suspect for shooting the united healthcare ceo and the person who snitched was a mcdonalds worker. shakespeare couldn’t have written this shit.

[GL @gldivittorio]

We are about to test the limits of trial by jury

[Kicko @infamousbxdon]

Gotta be the biggest concentration of dorks & incels this world has ever seen

[stef 🤠 @stefspeaksports]

pov the worst people you know on instagram today:

[kath @v1vaciouslady]

jeremy fragrance

[💜 @dxngelo555]

went to equinox and the first thing i did was spill my celsius all over the floor

[💜 @dxngelo555]

i wonder if jimmy carter has ever watched an episode of regular show

[💜 @dxngelo555]

how many hawks could a hawk tuah tuah if a haw tuah could hawk tuah

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[noah @capsboybebop]

moderator: mr trump how do you plan to fix the economy?

trump: there are four thousand venezuelans attacking the smithsonian right now

[💜 @dxngelo555]

the bay is so beautiful

[💜 @dxngelo555]

jeremy fragrance is my king

[ce n'est pas erica @sourhoestarter]

wellness just does not compute w me. i believe in ….red meat , tylenol extra strength, diet coke, spicy food, social cigs, espresso, the occasional bump, sweet treats, good bread ….

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

Hit your vape AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE because when you die you won’t be able to hit it anymore

[ethan @lil_eath]

I have to stop comparing myself to people who’s parents paid their rent well into their twenties

[dream song 4 @chickenpaprika]

as someone who recently furnished an apartment, i can tell you it's called "one hundred thousand dollars"