dxrk :)

professional bed rotter

[dxrk :) @dxrktweets]

i'm headed to the nether

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what y'all need?

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Why is gaming treated like some inherently unhealthy way to spend your free time? People binge shows, scroll for hours, read, shop, party, and do countless other things for fun, but somehow playing games is where everyone suddenly draws the line.

[Jonathan Cage @YourDudeJCage]

I don't care how you were raised.

Unlearn your racism. Unlearn your misogyny. Unlearn your homophobia.

You're an adult now.

[🎐Jay! 🎏 @_jaynco]

"Wow you're such a big fan of Rick and Morty you must have a lot of merch!"

[pabllo vittar de nova iguaçu @miguelcarvos]

Ai sinceramente sem querer ser insensível mas não sei pq todo ano lembram desse troço como se tivesse sido a coisa mais hedionda que já aconteceu na Terra. Há literalmente pessoas palestinas sendo bombardeadas pelos eua agora e ninguém se comove nesse tanto.

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

a year ago today we were all witnesses to one of the most horrific events we will ever see in our lifetime. even now, after it was broadcasted nationwide people still think it’s funny to joke about. fuck you will smith, chris rock did not deserve that.

[Erika 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @CommieTroon]

one year ago @charliekirk11 was assassinated for daring to stand up against transphobia, today we remember him for it, rest in peace.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

One year ago today, Charlie Kirk was assassinated.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

tomorrow is going to be a great day. #blessed

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Going shooting tomorrow. Yesssss

[tanna @tannagotchii]

every three person friend group consists of a chell, glados, and wheatley and you all have to argue who is who

[Jeff The Killer @GoToSleep_2]

A thing of what now

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

There's been a distinct lack of secrets behind waterfalls in video games lately.

[... @ashaswifi]

Lemme spin back and add that labubus, stanley cups, needohs, that plain ass starbucks bear and other microtrends is cause ALOT of yall don't have personalities or hobbies, yall are boring and dumb as hell and need to seem interesting when y'all are barely sentient grass clippings

[𝔫𝔣𝔵𝔪𝔶 @nfxmyy]

drunk texters are liars cos i’m drunk af rn and i EXACTLY WHAT IM DOING. 😂

[Christopher David @Tazerface16]

Retweet if you agree.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s still Twitter.
It’s still the Kennedy Center.
It’s still Lake Ontario.
It’s still the Department of Defense.
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.
And Donald Trump is still a pedophile.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest part about Donald Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

[Bea @YoRHa2Pee]

Yesterday I passed two guys on the street saying “dude, im like rick and you’re morty”, life is beautiful and amazing

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Yes, in fact, I do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonald’s should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That’s kind of the whole point of having a job and I can’t believe this is considered a radical position for me to take.