·:*¨༺ ♱ 𝔡𝔞𝔳𝔶𝔫𝔢 ♱ ༻¨*:·

jjk stan account & occasional nsfw mdni

[·:*¨༺ ♱ 𝔡𝔞𝔳𝔶𝔫𝔢 ♱ ༻¨*:· @dxvyne]

Looking for more nsfw moots :3 #nsfwtwtًً

[Anime Shots @anime_shots]

mood

[♰ ann ! @kkubluu]

anyone else up missing #them

[·:*¨༺ ♱ 𝔡𝔞𝔳𝔶𝔫𝔢 ♱ ༻¨*:· @dxvyne]

He’s so beautiful are you kidding me I’d go to war for him too

[Serena赤花🌹 @soreserenade_]

this is the type of face that makes Sukuna and Yuji canonically go to war for

[Rxsh @ihyRxsh]

Me gusta usar Twitter porque ninguno de mis amigos lo usa

[·:*¨༺ ♱ 𝔡𝔞𝔳𝔶𝔫𝔢 ♱ ༻¨*:· @dxvyne]

Ex bf did this at least 4 separate times during the entire time we were together

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

men be like aw my life is getting hard lemme get rid of the girl who loves me unconditionally

[·:*¨༺ ♱ 𝔡𝔞𝔳𝔶𝔫𝔢 ♱ ༻¨*:· @dxvyne]

Being the naked neighbor while also living in the basement apartment unfortunately do not go together very well

[twotex 🔜 megaplex @TW0TEX]

Moving out of your parents and living by yourself introduces you to activities you never realized you could do completely naked

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

that half blunt from last night be looking small asf in the morning

[·:*¨༺ ♱ 𝔡𝔞𝔳𝔶𝔫𝔢 ♱ ༻¨*:· @dxvyne]

No bro that’s the problem

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

nice tweets bro are you on medications

[AnimePulse @Anime_Pulsee]

He birthed them all, prove me wrong.

[Yel 𓁹 @LadyKenjaku]

doctor: “unfortunately you have lost your memory”

UNFORTUNATELY??????

[·:*¨༺ ♱ 𝔡𝔞𝔳𝔶𝔫𝔢 ♱ ༻¨*:· @dxvyne]

Who else up late mourning satoru gojo 😔

[jade ✾ @flavorlessjade]

starting jjk thinking sukuna was gonna have a redemption arc like kurama until he genuinely laughed in yuji & junpeis face and i realized shit wasn’t sweet

[·:*¨༺ ♱ 𝔡𝔞𝔳𝔶𝔫𝔢 ♱ ༻¨*:· @dxvyne]

@SpinaRosulaa No literally it’s so opaque you can’t even see thru it

[·:*¨༺ ♱ 𝔡𝔞𝔳𝔶𝔫𝔢 ♱ ༻¨*:· @dxvyne]

Everytime I think I’m one of the biggest stoners out there I see some shit like this and I’m reminded that I’m probably only just a little bit more of a stoner than most

[STONERS R US 🍃 @_StonersRUs_]

Starting the day with a 5 gram bowl 🥵

[julia, u know ill nvr make a fool of ya @Nellythamenace]

You HAVE to enjoy life after you get off work or you gone feel like you slaving away. Like PLEASE go have drinks on a random Wednesday. YES do that beach picnic too. That’s right, go practice pottery on a Tuesday evening. That go to work, go home, go to work, go home shit is 0/10

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Lady in MAGA shirt was in line behind me at the store, on her phone, all loud and obnoxious, then said to whoever, “I’m so into Game of Thrones, I’m on season 4.”

I paid, looked at her and said:

“Jon Snow kills Daenerys and Arya kills the Night King, have a great day.”