Leah Marie

Here, there, everywhere | she/her/hers

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

Apple really SNAPPED when they made this feature

[Yung Social Construct @yungscapegoat]

Me

[BISHOP @Prodikal_son]

This is rehabilitation

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Remember iron lungs?

No?

That's because vaccines work

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

you’re 25! you’re not running out of time! it has only just begun! except for me. i am 25 in a far more “it’s all over” way

[bridget 🌸🐝 @wholemilkbitch]

i know i didn’t text back despite “being on my phone for seven hours straight” but you have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.

[Leah Marie @dy5functional]

Life is so funny the way you can pick up habits from people you know for such a short time

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

ugh wish there was a way to kill microbes in milk :/

[danlet @evildanevil]

When the dentist asks u if a totally random date an entire year from now works for u

[Candy Man @BigMarkYo]

My lunch accidentally falling out of my masculine pocket at work

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[Leah Marie @dy5functional]

Jet lag couch sleeps hit SO hard

[Leah Marie @dy5functional]

I think I have a toxic relationship with the city of Charlotte

[Leah Marie @dy5functional]

So glad I’m home and back to real problems (overcooking my dinner because I got distracted by Love Island)

[K-Pop Semen Hunter @EmilioEmm]

Not to start political drama on the timeline but why is the queen of another government voting in our election????

[Leah Marie @dy5functional]

“Leah a European mind…Thailand mind…wherever else you were mind…could not comprehend 7 hours of uninterrupted red zone” -@firstmate_rob

[Leah Marie @dy5functional]

Very much would not recommend bruising your tailbone before a transatlantic flight, several buses, and a long drive

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

The Archbishop of Puerto Rico formally rebukes Donald Trump, demanding that he personally apologize: “It is not sufficient for your campaign to apologize. It is important that you, personally, apologize for these comments.”

[Leah Marie @dy5functional]

Same guy: “you’re lucky I pity you”

[Leah Marie @dy5functional]

“I feel so justified in teasing you now” lmao