DYA Portnoy

El Presidente/2 time DYA champion. Been struck by lightning 3 times. 1 shot everyone knows the rules. Voted most attractive men to step on a basketball court

[Zach Fleer @ZachFleer270]

Put the rims back up @GovMikeDeWine

[DYA Portnoy @dyapresidente]

@DyaZach @Callahanryan2 Beith = 🐐

[DYA Zach Fleer @DyaZach]

Rockets pick up MVP candidate in ‘20 G Sean Moriarty. Moriarty is a straight bucket. Look for him to help out an already stacked Rockets team.

@SeanSeanirish

[DYA Zach Fleer @DyaZach]

CORRECTION : 🚨🚨🚨🚨#2 ROCKETS🚨🚨🚨🚨

[DYA Portnoy @dyapresidente]

Impeach

[DYA Zach Fleer @DyaZach]

As the season slowly approaches, here are the Week 1 Team Standings

@DyaHeat @dyacavs

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@SpursDya @WojDYAbball @DyaZach @BarstoolDya Fuck no

[DYA Portnoy @dyapresidente]

@DyaZach @md_1513 @Lucas_sarv @Ethan_Bork @nickcam26699381 @Ethan_Simp1 Nathan Smith has my vote

[DYA Portnoy @dyapresidente]

Nate worth my ass. Don’t expect a lot from him this year. Can’t when he wears those tights

[DYA Zach Fleer @DyaZach]

Preseason Watch List (SENIORS)

G Luke Holmes @lukeholmesw
G Ryan Callahan @Callahanryan2
F John Levins
G Mike Dennis @md_1513
G Ethan Simpson @Ethan_Simp1
F Seba Johnson
G Jameel Williamson @jdogg4out
F Alex Fox
F Trevor Laftler @Trevor72355297
G Ian Thomas
G Joe Callahan

[DYA Portnoy @dyapresidente]

First person to send me the DYA rosters gets a cookie

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Michael “toothpick” Dennis??? Who made this?

[DYA Zach Fleer @DyaZach]

Early MVP??

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Why the fuck didn’t we play today

[DYA Portnoy @dyapresidente]

#LetUsPlay

[Cam @cam_ewing]

Unbelievable. I paid for 10 games and 2 of them are cancelled. Better reschedule them. #letusplay

[DYA Portnoy @dyapresidente]

We better fucking play

[DYA Portnoy @dyapresidente]

This is bullshit

[DYA Portnoy @dyapresidente]

#LetUsPlay

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Jordan Sopher looking very hungover as the hawks are down 20-19 early in the 2nd half. Morbeto has all 19

[DYA Portnoy @dyapresidente]

Many think teams are excited for the 3 week all star break. This is not the case for teams like @dyahawks with big senders like Jordan Sopher and @DyaYork Sean McCourt quotes “I will definitely be grounded”.

[DYA Portnoy @dyapresidente]

Happy holidays to everyone!!! Even you @DyaMagic ya grinch

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Whole league agrees. If we are going to be fucked, I’d at least enjoy to be taken out to dinner first #letusplay

[DYA spurs💍 @DyaSpurs]

We want to fucking play