David

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[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Kobbie.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Fun fact. His boss Farage literally resigned as an MP to avoid scrutiny

[David @dyates1990]

Imagine saying all this just to do exactly the same thing. Sack him right now.

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

"They were more afraid to drop out of the tournament than having the excitement and hunger to win it" 👀

Thomas Tuchel reflects on England's Euro2024 campaign 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

#ITVFootball | #ThreeLions | @England | @GabrielClarke05

[David @dyates1990]

If you genuinely believe this then you're a clown.

[Fizzer18 @Fizzer181]

It was never Gareths fault and its not Thomas fault!! The best team won in both finals!!!

[David @dyates1990]

@BearWillsman He's done exactly the same as Southgate, game there to be won and killed us with subs. I want him gone.

[David @dyates1990]

Tuchel has absolutely killed us with those subs. Game was there to be won, just needed a bit more control of the ball, instead let's chuck more defenders on and let one of the most dangerous attacks in international football keep hammering away at us yeah that'll be fine.

[David @dyates1990]

@BearWillsman Putting more defenders on makes us sit back and invite more pressure though, which was clearly the wrong decision. Instead of Konsa and Burn coming on why not Eze or Mainoo to keep hold of the ball more? His changes handed the game to them

[David @dyates1990]

Another England manager that is too cowardly to be more aggressive when a game is there to be won. My head has gone.

[ٰ @dazedlewis]

“So we’ll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he’s not a hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.”

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Wondering if those who have spent months lambasting a film they haven’t seen will now, confronted by 5 star reviews for The Odyssey, reconsider their boycott, or whether they will dismiss the positive reviews as evidence of a woke conspiracy to overthrow Western civilisation?

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Totally normal to pay someone over $5 million dollars if you’re completely innocent and did nothing wrong.

[David @dyates1990]

Genius insight here cheers Paul

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

"Whoever takes their chances will win this football match." 🗣️ Paul Merson previews England vs Argentina.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

They're all changing their tunes now. They cheered for it, said that Israel had every right to cut off power and water. They've jailed pensioners for holding placards.

[Oliver @OWS1892]

Oh I don't know, maybe because they're not cable-tied halfway up fucking lampposts?

[MC @UtdMicah]

My biggest concern with Tielemans is whether he’s strong enough to hold the Premier League & Champions League trophy in both hands in May, we’ll find out.

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Ed Davey(LibDem leader): "I cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies, which is why I'm supporting Count Binface." 🤣

#PMQs

[Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023]

If you call yourself a patriot and you're cheering England tonight, you're cheering diversity

A squad of black, brown, and white players. Different cultures. Different faiths. One team.

Managed by a German: Thomas Tuchel.

You can't celebrate the team & hate what made it.

[John Rocha @TheRochaSays]

Not surprised by this at all.

James Gunn has been saying since he took the DC job that Xolo’s Blue Beetle had a chance to stay in his DC Universe and that he liked the movie.

Nice to see that he’ll be in Man of Tomorrow. He was damn good in the role so he deserves it.

[brad. 🌑 @hopzyft]

Donate it to domestic abuse charities if you have balls. @ManUtd

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

I remember when getting a consensual blowjob was enough to warrant an impeachment. Now Presidents can pay out $5M+ to the victims they raped and no one fucking bats an eye