dybar

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. Erma Bombeck; Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself keeps you feeling young.” Betty White

[dybar @dybar]

@crumbl

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

Why stop there? Let’s rename all Depts after what Trump is inflicting on America.

Dept of HHS -> Dept of Hepatitis and Human Suffering
Dept of VA -> Dept of Veteran Abandonment
Dept of Education -> Dept of Erasure of History
Dept of Commerce -> Dept of Corruption

Just a start.

[Pentatonix @PTXofficial]

Back to school season got us like 😁 #TBT

[Jeremy Wallace @JeremySWallace]

BREAKING: From the bathroom in the Texas House @NicoleCollier95 just tried to join a press conference with Calif Gov. @GavinNewsom when she was abruptly interrupted and told she was committing a felony and needed to end the call immediately

[Amy McGrath @AmyMcGrathKY]

I’m sorry but it’s hard to get over the picture of the airmen on their knees, in front of the Russian jet, rolling out the red carpet for a mass murderer. Just never thought I’d see that.

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

Our kitchens in Gaza are ready to do more. After having to evacuate a few months ago, we reequipped Damian's Kitchen and Deir al-Balah Kitchen with new stoves, water filtration, and power. The @WCKitchen team is ready to put these kitchens to work to feed more Palestinian families who desperately need these meals, once we have Israel's support for more and more supplies to reach us safely.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

We. Pay. The. Fucking. Tariffs.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING — AND I AGREE — THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR) DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. WHY? BECAUSE OF THE “MOST INCREDIBLE MAPS IN THE HISTORY OF MAPPING” (EVEN COLUMBUS). THESE MAPS WILL END THE “VERY RIGGED” ELECTIONS, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN (MAGA!!!), RETAKE CONGRESS “FOR THE PEOPLE”, AND SAVE DEMOCRACY. NOBODY ELSE COULD HAVE DONE THIS — CERTAINLY NOT THE “SELF-PROCLAIMED” MASTER DEALMAKER DONALD “TACO” TRUMP (TINY HANDS) WHO MISSED “THE DEADLINE” AND LOST (SAD!). PEACE THROUGH MAPS — NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE. I AM THE “PEACE TIME” GOVERNOR NOW, STOPPING “POLITICAL WARS” BEFORE THEY START. HARMONY, UNITY, EVEN LOVE. THE NOBEL COMMITTEE HAS GIVEN THIS AWARD TO LESSER PEOPLE FOR MUCH LESS. I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, ACTUALLY EARNED IT. THE WORLD WILL BE SAFER, KINDER, AND FRANKLY MORE “BEAUTIFUL” BECAUSE OF MY MAPS. GIVE GAVIN THE NOBEL, MANY ARE SAYING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[dybar @dybar]

@amandafreitag Cooking something edible

[Rep. John Bucy III @BucyForTexas]

Over 130 Texans died in the July 4th floods.

Republicans responded with zero flood relief bills — and a mid-decade redistricting scheme to help Trump cling to power.

That’s not governing. That’s exploitation.

We broke quorum because Texans deserve better.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

I’ll donate to Texas Democrats like @JamesTalarico and others fighting the GOP’s gerrymandering scam:

💰 $0.10 per like on this tweet
💰 $0.50 per retweet
💰 $1 per follow

(Starting at 86,373 followers)

It costs ~$500/day for each Dem to block the TX GOP from rigging the midterms.

Let’s help them hold the line.

P.S. If this blows up, I will cut y’all off eventually. 💙

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

I never want to hear another word about fraud or waste by Democrats. When MAGA can’t put food on the table, here’s the reason.

[dybar @dybar]

@pulte Explain the layoffs and terminations of good employees.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Now, do the Epstein files.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

After 26 hours of fighting on the Senate floor, Republicans voted to rip health care from millions of people and let little babies go hungry. And they cheered.

I'm angry. You should be too. But this fight isn't over.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

How many people will lose health care in YOUR state under Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill"?

• Alabama – 219,803
• Alaska – 39,989
• Arizona – 365,984
• Arkansas – 158,745
• California – 2,368,466
• Colorado – 240,953
• Connecticut – 86,580
• Delaware – 54,957
• Florida – 1,936,421
• Georgia – 651,540
• Hawaii – 62,483
• Idaho – 72,815
• Illinois – 535,849
• Indiana – 267,996
• Iowa – 113,979
• Kansas – 92,937
• Kentucky – 184,526
• Louisiana – 267,550
• Maine – 61,488
• Maryland – 245,929
• Massachusetts – 326,262
• Michigan – 453,101
• Minnesota – 173,268
• Mississippi – 153,910
• Missouri – 265,298
• Montana – 55,981
• Nebraska – 78,275
• Nevada – 114,500
• New Hampshire – 46,388
• New Jersey – 363,330
• New Mexico – 111,997
• New York – 1,019,121
• North Carolina – 651,982
• North Dakota – 24,488
• Ohio – 489,815
• Oklahoma – 211,794
• Oregon – 198,089
• Pennsylvania – 483,868
• Rhode Island – 47,359
• South Carolina – 285,857
• South Dakota – 33,838
• Tennessee – 310,056
• Texas – 1,671,965
• Utah – 188,494
• Vermont –35,242
• Virginia – 322,984
• Washington – 328,695
• West Virginia – 82,225
• Wisconsin – 276,175
• Wyoming – 20,407

That's 17 MILLION lives Republicans are putting at risk.

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

Despicable—something you’d expect from an internet troll. If I heard my kids make a crack like this they would be grounded for the rest of their lives.

JD Vance should honestly and sincerely apologize. But we all know he won’t. He’s a coward.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Hey @JDVance — nice of you to finally make it out to California.

Since you’re so eager to talk about me, how about saying it to my face?

Let’s debate. Time and place?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Bass: How dare you disrespect our senator—You don’t know his name but yet you served with him… I guess he just looked like anybody to you. He’s not just anybody to us. He’s our senator,