@How2Drink But... if it wasn’t for him, then @StephenAtHome wouldn’t have made the best selling book, Whose Boat is This? And The Daily Show wouldn’t have made a museum of ridiculous tweets. These are accomplishments that should be in his library.
@CristinaVee At first, I thought I found a Diglet IRL, in my bed. But in actuality, I just saw a picture of @CristinaVee ,first thing in the morning... I’m sorry. I’ll just show myself out, now.
Sometimes, I’m simultaneously so smart and so stupid, I realize that I may end up intentionally hurting myself and no one would see it coming. This has been a message brought to you by crippling depression.