My husband: Fine, I just won't talk anymore if you think all I do is mansplain.
Also my husband: See the warning signs for this wildfire? The red means go. Like get out now. Yellow means...
Trying to fall asleep after using bathroom at 3am...
Brain: Hey, what's the new Gmail password? We should panic and figure it out before am.
Also brain: How do you think therapy went today? Let's go over every detail of it.
#insomnia#anxiety
Highlight of my day has been signing up for a Sam's Club membership and comparing prices to see how much money I'll be saving in the end.
Adulting is stupid.
I’m in fantastic company on this list with my buddies @UponACrime @robin_warder
and @genwhypod 🖤
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