Dale Yessak

MSG & MMFIC Army Airborne Infantry, ret. HS IB English Teacher, ret. Cyclist. Archer. Photographer. A1 cook & pizzaiolo. Writer. Still learning, still growing.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

Is everyone in Trumpworld a criminal?

Sorry, rhetorical question.

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[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

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[Dale Yessak @dyessak]

@UberFacts That all opinions are like assholes; everyone’s got one, and they all stink.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The News https://t.co/5XT3LpAr0j

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

SHOES FOR INDUSTRY!

[Dale Yessak @dyessak]

Three guesses. Find a job doing something you love. Win the lottery. Retire.

[Forbes @Forbes]

How to stop feeling so stressed: https://t.co/ksoXl39kRP

[Dale Yessak @dyessak]

@doesitmattertbh Yeah. That’d make me wonder what I was doing wrong.

[Dale Yessak @dyessak]

But if it lasts longer than four hours, consult your doctor.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A bite from the Brazilian wandering spider can cause an erection that lasts for up to four hours.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

We love you. Thank you, Jonathan Starwarse!

[Dale Yessak @dyessak]

Yeah. Good luck finding “happy, positive people” after over a year of Covid bullshit; everyone’s embracing their inner asshole persona.

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Interests of world's most eligible bachelor Bill Gates include fraughtness, apprehension, and miniature golf.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study Finds Skin Melting Off Your Hands Revealing Bones Beneath Best Indication You’re About To Have A Bad Trip https://t.co/GpaOVI0GGD

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm just making this up as I go.

[Frank Underwood @FrankUnderwood]

Stupidity is always more contagious than coronavirus.

[Dale Yessak @dyessak]

Wow! If only we could harness such power! Like send it around in wires and stuff.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

One bolt of lightning has enough energy to cook 100,000 pieces of toast

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

United States California province issues recall notice for defective governor.

[Dale Yessak @dyessak]

French fries would be less expensive.

[Ana Cabrera @AnaCabrera]

NEW: WV Gov. Justice announces $100 savings bonds for young people — ages 16 to 35 — who get vaccinated

[Dale Yessak @dyessak]

Yup. It’s all fun until ...

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: It A Miracle Nothing Has Punctured Your Eye Yet https://t.co/VkoX5ICroK

[Dale Yessak @dyessak]

Well ... most brains. Mine is about 3.7 pounds.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Your brain weighs about three pounds