dyffryn 🦬

lutheran / 1986 / cleveland sports enjoyer

[dyffryn 🦬 @dyffryn405]

@FrMatthewLC @HansFiene You guys are far more cooked than I thought.
One-shotted by Jesuit higher criticism :(

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@lisavsworld @lizisamused I am a bigger dude and always dated bigger women as a result, I thought this was normal but I've seen fat dudes who complain about bigger women and that totally floored me like lol what. People of roughly the same size should date- that's normal

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@NickIsAMetsFan @ClarkeisKing_ It's true though, doesn't make it cook you any less

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@NickIsAMetsFan @sportsin_cle They're not used to winning divisions, they expect to lose. We expect to win like we usually do. So yeah, respectfully eat shit and fuck Frankie Lindor for taking a nap in Game 7

[Keith Foskey @YourCalvinist]

Adam and Eve After Eating the Fruit

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@sportsin_cle He said mean things to Hedgey :(

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@GuardsBurner_ "J-Ram"

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@realKlemens @cath_menarion This is beyond retarded. you're obviously some guy in his early 20s who's never kissed a girl.

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@realKlemens @John_B________ @cath_menarion What kind of question is this? You think lesser of me because I married a woman who happened to be unfaithful? Listen to yourself. I was divorced once and have never remarried.

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@realKlemens @cath_menarion Why aren't the women at the tomb mentioned in Matthew? Why does Mark omit the resurrection entirely? Don't argue like an atheist.
Should people who get cheated on just take the L? I have to be celibate for life because my ex-wife was a cheating whore? listen to yourself.

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@realKlemens @John_B________ @cath_menarion Well, every catholic I seem to meet online is some zoomer who's never had a girlfriend but thinks Mary never ever had sex because that's GROSS and Priests should not get married because SEX IS SINFUL.

You guys are weird about sex, marriage and relationships

Perfect for autists.

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@realKlemens @cath_menarion Ok, but we're speaking about the concept theologically, not sure why Merriam-Webster is being brought into the conversation? Yes, if you're married any type of sexual immorality is damaging to the marriage. Not disputing this. It can destroy the marriage. Jesus acknowledged this.

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@realKlemens @cath_menarion Bro where did I say that. Adultery means all of that stuff including fornication usually?

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@realKlemens @John_B________ @cath_menarion So if someone ends up marrying a bad wife who cheated they should never be allowed to remarry or be happy ever?

I bet you've never been married or had a serious girlfriend. It's always young, zealous guys who want to go FAR beyond Scripture to punish people who are the victims.

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨

Foster Griffin just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:

6.0 IP | 10 H | 1 ER | 0 BB | 7 K

CLE @ BOS
That's the 400th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,625+ unique lines on record.

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@realKlemens @cath_menarion Sleeping with other people. Is this a serious question lmao

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@realKlemens @John_B________ @cath_menarion Sleeping with other people besides your spouse. Is it not obvious?

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@realKlemens @cath_menarion OH so now the translation is wrong

you guys will never beat the allegations about just being weirdos about sex in ways far beyond Scripture

"Bible allows for some divorce but that's not trad enough. Same with Priests, I'd NEVER allow them to marry"

"Mary never had sex"

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

POV: Taylor Swift, after building a career on songs about heartbreak and disappointment, discovers Cleveland

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@realKlemens @cath_menarion "And I say to you, whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery; and whoever marries her who is divorced commits adultery.”